Sporn

Unsolicited pornography that arrives in your Spam folder. More often than not, phishing emails.

Dude 1: My spam folder is filled with sporn.

Dude 2: Serves you right for subscribing to all of those porn sites.

Dude 1: You got that right!

by Moishe Tannenbaum January 16, 2022

Craig'sporn

Naked pictures people put in the personals section of "craigslist"

Hey bro check this girl out. Every week she posts Craig'sporn in w4m.

by MarzzraM February 5, 2009

Scorny

The emotion of being scared and horny at the same time.

"That X-Files episode had me so scorny I had to jerk off with the lights on before I went to bed"

by ProzakNathan October 11, 2014

Spoinkers

Sluts or easy girls

Ugh those girls are such spoinkers

by mj85290539 October 6, 2016

Spoinkers

Chubby

I like spoinkers, chubsters, any girls with a bit of meat on them!

by rollingclam June 15, 2016

Slorny

The inevitable morning-time struggle between the urge to sleep and the yearning to screw.

It's 7 a.m., but that candy-ass is beckoning... I'm so slorny!

by Dimitri Mantooth December 20, 2008

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

The act of making a woman so furious that nothing will satisfy them but destruction of the object or person they loathe.

Dan: Man, my ex-girlfriend is crazy! She keyed my car!

Sam: Well, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

by magicschoolbusdropout August 2, 2020