Spoonish

n. A person or thing which acts silly or or which makes silly mistake. a spoon

You are very spoonish/you are spoon

by Beltysquidgehowler June 23, 2018

Ghetto Spoons

A game in which the participants (usually white) venture to a neighborhood with dangerous connotations and a primarily African American population to engage in said game. To play, you must have a spoon on your person, hence the name "Ghetto Spoons". Once you are in the ideal neighborhood, or "Ghetto", and in possession of a spoon, you must pick a target. Your target must be a black male, the bigger and more intimidating the better, ideally one in a group of other black men. Once you have chosen your target, you should take your spoon and throw it at him while simultaneously yelling "Nigger!" as loud as possible, and clearly directed at your target. If you miss, you must retrieve the spoon.

Philip: Have you heard from Gerald? I haven't seen him at school for a few days.
Bob: Apparently he's in the hospital after playing Ghetto Spoons on Saturday.

by Dovahkiin_69 December 17, 2014

spoonologist

one who spoons frequently and is all knowing about the various ways and places in which to spoon

Todd could spoon anywhere....he's a real "spoonologist"

by Alexis/Mike July 24, 2004

spornosexual

a new breed of metrosexual, especially into sports, porn, big strategically placed tattoos and fitness of his own body

" is he gay ? "
" no "
" is he metro ? "
" no "
" what is he ? "
" he's a spornosexual "
" oh, so he doesn't suck dick ? "
" only if he's gay and into porn and Armani "

by sashica June 13, 2014

Spoons in the Dark

When a group of three or more people stand in a room each with their own spoon in hand. The lights are turned off and everyone throws their spoon at the peron they hate the most. The peron who gets hit the most is the loser!

Do you fancy a game of spoons in the dark

Depends if Suds playing?

by Tom Rippington December 4, 2010

Spooniosis

Refers to a young child that uses dirty spoons on any part of their body other, than there mouth. This occurs especially after the child has been warned multiple times not to do so.

Symptoms include fever, flushed and/or pale skin and in some extreme case a red and blistered behind.

Parents suspecting that their child has this disease should restrain the child from having any kind of fun and/or doing any extraneous activities.

WARNING: If the child does have fun they could lose use of body part that was touched with the spoon.

DO NOT put that spoon on your foot, you will catch Spooniosis!

by Dr.Spooner May 9, 2014

7 spoons

A phrase used to suggest to someone they should stop complaining and get over their problem (see get over it) because no-one is listening. See also whinger

Ali: Why can't everybody just get along and stop the hating?!
Andy: 7 spoons. Seriously.

by MrAndy January 14, 2008