spornfish

A rare contemplation of what you get when you mix Shari Sporn with Gary Fisher.

If Gary Fisher and Shari Sporn were to make babies we would refer to them as Spornfish.

by rachelRIOT! January 9, 2008

Spoon Fish

using a spoon to fish out all the best pieces of a mixture

Quit spoon fishin all the cashews out of the mixed nuts!

No spoon fishing all the meat out of that pot of chili.

by W Pennypacker January 7, 2010

sprodfish

A miserable failure.

You're such a sprodfish.

by Jeffrey R. Stone October 9, 2005

Spoonwich

Origin: Originating from combining the words: spoon and sandwich.

Definition: A spoon involving three or more people. Typically, three people with one person as the big spoon, the little spoon and the middle spoon(s) between the big and little spoons. The gender of each spoon depends on the comfort levels of the people involved. Males or females that do not feel comfortable spooning another member of the same gender do not have to.

In layman's terms, a cuddle (involving at least three people) with all participants facing the same direction. A soft surface to cuddle on is necessary for any kind of spoon-based activity.

Likelihood: A common occurrence between friends that are comfortable with one another such as spooning buddies. Unlike spooning, the likelihood of forking is significantly lower with a spoonwich. However, data on how a spoonwich can lead to mass forking such as an orgy or a threesome, however unlikely, cannot be ruled out completely.

A synonym for Spoonsome, related to spooning buddies which accounts for more than three people since Double Decker Spoonwiches (5 people spooning) have been reported.

M: I've been feeling very down lately and need a hug.
R: I have a better idea! Let's spoonwich!
Y: I'm down.
M: Ok, so how does this work exactly?

R: M, you'll be the little spoon and Y will be the big spoon. Sounds simple enough?
M: Ok, sounds legit.

<Spoonwich between M, R and Y ensues>

M: I feel a lot better now.
R & Y: Us too.

by avid_spoonwicher July 26, 2011

Spoonist

Person who was born with, or was handed a silver spoon. A spoonist uses their given silver spoon where necessary for 'survival', however more regularly portrays themselves as a commoner to become more likable and socially acceptable. They do not realize that most people see through the spoonist motive.

Mitt Romney and most political leaders in or out of office are spoonists. Also professional athletes who honed their spoon at the private golf, tennis or polo club. On a day when a spoonist has financial success, along with that success comes a great story of hardship and what a long road it has been. The spoonist expects all to believe they grew up on a dirt road, in a shack with dirt floors with little food and shared the orts with many siblings and adopted neighbors. Any elitist who constantly and unsuccessfully attempts to relate to those with lesser means, touting their tough roots.

by woody ithaca October 24, 2012

Spoonis

An "Individual', under the age of 13, that simply sits on his/her ass all day and grinds Runescape. This individual also tends to stream to his 5 botted viewers/fans. Along with these characteristics, the user also tends to only have a maximum of 3 real friends, the rest are people he/she works for as their bitch or payed for.

You are the biggest fucking spoonis ever!

by Jsgsw3 July 29, 2014

Spoonfusion

When a couple tries spooning but said female is larger/taller than her partner, and the roles of who is big spoon or little spoon is unclear. Spoon confusion.

Makayla was a 6 ft and wanted to spoon with Max who was 5' 8". Makayla wanted to be little spoon.... There was much spoonfusion.

by Chillbro January 30, 2015