Spooktastic

The idea of something being spooky or scary

"That Halloween party was spooktastic!"

by DJ Spooky Jim August 7, 2015

sporgasm

A sudden orgasm while reading anything about the upcoming game "Spore" by EA.

"Oh, Christy, look." "Spore will be released September 7, 2008"
"Auuuahg, ooo, ooo, ooo, AHHHHH!"
"WTF???"
"Sorry, I had a Sporgasm."

by SporgasmRus May 4, 2008

sportgasm

the feeling of relief, happiness, excitement, and euphoria one feels when their team wins a game in the final moments of a game.

Final second field-goal game winners generally produce sportgasms.

Blocking the last penalty kick to win the match can generally produce a sportgasm.

After Vince Young's touchdown run to beat USC in the 2006 Rose Bowl National Championship game, I had a sportgasm.

by Señor Verde December 9, 2009

Sockgasms

Having or as if having an orgasm from a pair of socks (may or may not be referring to stripy socks). This is usually caused from an acute sock fetish reaction to a particularly liked pair of socks. Sockgasms may be suppressed or even eliminated from exposure to an evil sock monster.

"The blogger that I'm following just got a new pair of stripy socks, and I had major sockgasms"

by Jyusan February 17, 2010

sporgasm

to have an uncontrolable sudden orgasm that pretty much rocks, but is awkward for those around you

when that guy walked by i completely had a sporgasm

"What the hell was that?"
"my bad, sporgasm"

by Kojo March 1, 2007

Sportgasm

occurs when a sport commentator masturbates

Radio: "We're five minutes in, and the right hand is beginning to get tired now...they're gonna sub in the left hand any minute now. Wow!! What a flawless transition from the right to left hand! Now the left hand prepares for the finisher, and he slams down in one beautiful action, which is why he is a profesional. And WHITE FIRE!!!!!!!!!

Dan: I didn't know Dick Vital does a sportgasm show.

by No Pants Man August 29, 2012

splorgasm

when a male enters foreplay and is exploring a woman's body but before intercourse is actually taken the male busts nut, causing the sex to not happen and the woman to zip up and leave. It is very unattractive.

Dude, you need Viagra to keep from getting those splorgasms.

by Deeanna March 7, 2008