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spooge

An unidentified substance. Usually sticky or crusty.
Lotion, any kind of food residue or a stain that no one knows what it is qualifies as spooge.
by carmelmochamegan January 6, 2009
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Spooged

When someone offers you a handshake, but instead of returning it with a likewise handshake, you dig your hand deep down into your nut sack, wipe your hand with your nut juice, and quickly wipe it onto his face.
Dam! You just got spooged!

I can't believe I fell for that spooge!

Is that nut juice on your face from a spooge, or are you just happy to see me?
by Rhino Virus April 12, 2011
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spooge

semen, bodily fluid from a man's dick.
by Stacy May 4, 2004
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Spooge

My roommate left his spooge-covered t-shirt on the floor again
by kiwi_nd July 2, 2008
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spooge

After several minutes of sucking his dick, Kathy let Scott spooge in her mouth, and then she swallowed his spooge.
by Reppep Cod March 26, 2008
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Spooge

Ah man, Ben Afleck spooge.

Dude, dont spooge in my room.
by Chris August 21, 2003
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spooge

v. To shoot the goo, blow your load, fire your wad, or cum on another's face.

Sometimes mistakenly confused with splurge
Damn! I done spooged a wicked facial on dat hoe.
by D'emon November 6, 2002
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