Word Sponge

A person who is devoted, and addicted, to reading.

Jimi Herndon is a serious "Word Sponge"! He soaked up 72 books in 52 weeks! Amazing!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 7, 2017

Spongeshit

Spongeshit is a Yellow Sponge who lives under a dead Poʀnapple in the Sea Spongeshit shitpants !!
Spongeshit friends are Shitward and Mr. Shit his bestfriend is Patshit Shit Shit Shit!
Everyfish lives in the Bottom of the Girl's Bikini
And his pet Snail name is Garshit and his number one enemy is Plankshit
Here is the Into Song Lyrics in the Spongeshit Squareshit:
Are ya ready shits?
(Aye, aye, Asshole)
I can't Fuck you
(Aye, aye, Asshole)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Who lives in a Poʀnapple under the shit?
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
Banana and Spongy and poʀnous is he?
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
If having sex something you lack?
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
Then drop on my Dick and Suck like a Snake!
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
Ready?
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
(Spongeshit Squareshit)

Friend: Hey broshit have you heard of Spongebob Squarepants?
Me: what is that?
Friend: A Cartoon animated Series for ki-
Me: Oh I heard that there is a Sequal!
Friend: Wow what is it?
Me: Spongeshit Squareshit
Friend: the fuck is that?
Me: you will never know...

by Victor Gamer April 28, 2021

Military Fun Sponge

A fun sponge in the military is a socially inadequate, humourless & deeply unpopular person who, through a sense of bitter loathing & revenge, sucks all the fun out of everything. Normally calls senior officers ‘sir’ on twitter.

Dude: why don’t we show our human side & engage online?
Military Fun Sponge: all this social media stuff is only a passing fad & has to be boring.

by Bumsnorkler December 3, 2019

SpongeBob

The best motherfucker there is

If you hate SpongeBob you’re a disgrace to the human race

by Dumbassssssssssssssss October 29, 2019

spongebob baylypants

When a skinny, snobby, entitled chick wears butt & form-fitting pants, but her butt, waist and lower back are all the same width, giving not the appearance of an hourglass figure and a shapely rump, but rather the appearance of a square box from the middle of her back to the top of her hamstrings.

Dude, how's that date go the other night? Well, she wore Spongebob Baylypants and her ass looked like ole square pants himself, and when she took them off at the end of the night, it was not much better, but I did make that square box butt jiggle from her back to the top of her legs when I did the deed!

by Stagmen June 26, 2017

spongecock

I guy who is so narcissistic and misogynistic he can only get himself off through the vigorous use of a fleshlight and a mirror.

Brad hasn't left his room in days, he's such a spongecock lately...we need to get him out to meet some people.

I'm tired of the dating scene, I think I'm just gonna spongecock it again tonight.

F**k those bitches, I'm going spongecock.

by bestlittlebitchintheworld December 30, 2011

Car Sponge

That person in your group of friends who doesn't have a licence and seems never likely to get one. This means either you or your other licenced friends, if going on an outing together have to drive them around ALL the time as they don't have a licence which means they are unable to return the favour and drive you for once.

George: Kyle totally pisses me off, why can't he stop being a car sponge and get a licence
Stu: Yeah tell me about it, the other day I had to drive that car sponge to the bank and I had to wait over an hour for him

by Zoltan300 October 12, 2010