When everything has gone wrong, or tits up as it were. nothing seems to be going right, and you just can see a way out.
Just look at the state of the stock market... its all gone spoggly. Or, I was running late for work today, tripped over cat, spilt coffee missed the bus, and left my keys at home, today has just gone all spoggly.
by Mrs Spoggly February 20, 2009
Get the Spoggly mug.by knightmare36 September 5, 2007
Get the sloggage mug.A term used for bloggers who consistently blog about things literally no one cares about (such as miley cyrus, or their obsession with candice swanepoel and justin beiber), and then try to sell the readers stupid fucking t shirts for $29.99. Sloggers are also known to pretend to run for mayor, and have their wife penetrated by their sales guy.
by Anthonypadre September 26, 2013
Get the Slogger mug.An old Navy term originating from London during world war 1 where 2 sailors tie a rope around their penises and play an aggressive game of tug of war.
Gay sailor 1: Cheerio mate, bet you can’t out tug me wanker!
Gay sailer 2: big bet bro, grab the paracord and let’s do a soggy tug boat.
Gay sailer 2: big bet bro, grab the paracord and let’s do a soggy tug boat.
by Hambonr February 28, 2021
Get the Soggy tug boat mug.by vsopdaddy August 27, 2019
Get the smogger mug.A game in which a group of men each purchase 40 Chicken McNuggets from McDonalds. The aim of the game is to eat the 40 chicken nuggets as quickly as possible. The person who eats their nuggets in the slowest time must let the rest of the group ejaculate over himself.
The slowest person to ejaculate over the loser of the first part of the game must buy 40 more Chicken McNuggets from McDonalds. If he cannot finish the 40 nuggets, or throws up, he must let the rest of the group ejaculate over himself.
The slowest person to ejaculate over the loser of the first part of the game must buy 40 more Chicken McNuggets from McDonalds. If he cannot finish the 40 nuggets, or throws up, he must let the rest of the group ejaculate over himself.
Repeat Ad Nauseam.
The slowest person to ejaculate over the loser of the first part of the game must buy 40 more Chicken McNuggets from McDonalds. If he cannot finish the 40 nuggets, or throws up, he must let the rest of the group ejaculate over himself.
The slowest person to ejaculate over the loser of the first part of the game must buy 40 more Chicken McNuggets from McDonalds. If he cannot finish the 40 nuggets, or throws up, he must let the rest of the group ejaculate over himself.
Repeat Ad Nauseam.
Arrrrr mate, I dont fancy playing soggy biscuit tonight, I need something more substantial. Do you wanna game of soggy nugget instead?
by The-Sir June 23, 2010
Get the Soggy Nugget mug.Guy 1: i kinda broke your TV.
Guy 2: You can't do anything right!
Guy 1: It was a bad one anyway.
Guy 2: That doesn't make it better. You're such a soggy lampshade!
Guy 2: You can't do anything right!
Guy 1: It was a bad one anyway.
Guy 2: That doesn't make it better. You're such a soggy lampshade!
by JDawgmania2014 May 24, 2014
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