slowjack

The act of borrowing something from a friend with the intent of returning it, yet you never do and end up keeping it.

I loaned my friend a CD and he slowjacked it from me.

by James Fairbanks December 30, 2005

Splow

A high five, or a request for one. Usually said while extending your hand to recieve said greeting.

"Splow it up!"

Arm is fully extended, hand is kind of low with the palm up.

by Dave: The Movie May 28, 2005

splow

verb.

To eat cereal out of someone's butthole. A more verbose useage of the phrase "blow me."

1."So why dont you go to the grocery store, head to the cereal isle, pick up some cheerios, and go splow yourself."

2."and while your at it why dont you splow me"

3."This POS car can go splow me"

4."That test really splows"

by Splowme Forit June 10, 2004

Splown

A combination of the words "splooge" and "own." It is used when playing any of the three Halo games on X-Box.

Hey! Let's go splown. First game.

by Alex Spikes November 22, 2007

slowjob

The act of allowing a mentally disabled individual (male or female) perform fellatio (sucking of the cockage region) for your own pleasure completely disregarding the fact they are retarded

Hey guys you wont believe this! Bama just got a slowjob from that retard girl.

by Zee Dubya Es May 24, 2009

splow

the release of beer as a funny joke was told

Timothy splowed beer after he found out his girlfriend was really a male

by hektor de la weba March 11, 2008

splow

weed + tobacco = spliff

spliff + blow = splow

Those seven spainards just sparked two splows, lets try and cop some drags nigga

by europa-steez August 11, 2010