Splort

Head-exploding cuteness.

*seez widdle floofy lolcat*

*SPLORT*

by moosa17 August 11, 2009

Splork

Splork is a punk rock band from Richmond, Virgina, United States. Formed in 2008 with 4 members (Wendy, Phil, Michael, Phil) their first official release was a Christmas single titled "Eat my Fruitcake". http://www.myspace.com/splorksplorksplork

I got hit in the head with a stuffed animal at a Splork show.

by Phil Splork March 22, 2009

Slorp

The most passionate slurp someone could ever do. Way more intense than a normal slurp, it makes more of a "slorp" noise and is also loud enough to start or break any silence.

With one loud slorp, she had thrown the cinema into utter chaos.

by OhDamnSheHasBread February 4, 2019

Splorange

What happens when too much piss builds up in your bladder to the point that the part of your belly (basically where the bladder is) gets bloated.

"Ethan, I can't hold it any longer! I need to empty the tank!"
"I thought I told you to piss before we left the house."
"Well, I didn't have to, then! Also, that was an hour ago!"
"Is it an emergency?"
(pulls up his sweater)
"Does this answer your question? Just look at me! I'm SPLORANGED!"
"If you wet yourself in my car, I'll kill you!"

by Alcoholics Anonymous bydaballs June 13, 2020

Splornge

this is the action of squeezing out the last bit of seminal fluids from the males penis after sex, also the only word in the english language that rhymes w/ orange.

yo, i straight up splornged on her face.

by THE #1 CREW 06 January 27, 2006

Sklorphing

The act of diddling a person until they throw up.

Bob"hey Tom,Josh and I sklorphing toda, wanna join?"
Tom"ok but I don't want to throw up that bad"

by Philmahcrakin September 30, 2011

Splooptardian

A language created by a few friends that spread across the whole school.

"The people speak splooptardian"
"Splooptardian is how we communicate"
"The splooptardian people are very sploopid"

by Richert Jackson March 3, 2023