Splorgathed

An addiction that you have a handle on so it doesn't mess up your life

Joe was splorgathed to adderall for a while, but he quit before it because a hardcore addiction and fucked up his life.

Mark started out splorgathed to meth, but now he's such a tweaker.

It seems like everyone in America is splorgathed to caffeine.

by Cpt. Swashbucklemonkey October 11, 2009

sporgy

when spoons have a collective pleasurable experience (perhaps over a meal of ice cream)

That sporgy was lit, man.

When is our next sporgy?
It's sporgy season!

by sporgymaster101 May 15, 2022

splorgus

A small animal that spends all day pursuing people, asking them for various snacks

Person 1: Oh my goodness, my cat Mocha has been asking me for treats all day
Person 2: Yeah, he's a splorgus alright

by CertifiedJosephEnjoyer April 4, 2023

splorgledemic

really really sucky, like big fat pimply man ass

" dude this game is splorgledemic"

by e.k.n June 11, 2005

Splorging

When two people are talking with the intention of eventually becoming exclusive, but everyone knows that they like eachother so they it's kind of annoying that they're not dating yet.

Ally: "Are you and John dating yet?"
Liz: "No, we're just talking"
Ally: "That's a lie. You guys are splorging."

by Madamahominashontie February 12, 2009

Slorgy

An orgy with a particularly high concentration of slutty whores...see slore

Baumy: I dunno doc, it just burns when I pee...

Doc: Hmmm... When's the last time you were involved in a slorgy?

by DonsFranz March 6, 2010

splorgasm

when a male enters foreplay and is exploring a woman's body but before intercourse is actually taken the male busts nut, causing the sex to not happen and the woman to zip up and leave. It is very unattractive.

Dude, you need Viagra to keep from getting those splorgasms.

by Deeanna March 7, 2008