sploogeheef

An ejaculatory deposit with increased gaseous pockets that derive from the penis.

My heefbucket friend sploogeheefed my neighbour's dog while i watched

by Heeferqueefer April 18, 2009

sploozer

A word coined by the famous Adam Carolla. (SPLOO-ZER) Noun

Combination of a Spazz and a Loser. Someone who stalks celebrities.

Security guard Andy took care of the SPLOOZERS lining up outside the KROQ radio station in hopes of meeting the hot female guest that was appearing on the show.

by BB January 26, 2004

splooge

Any and all ejaculatory juices that derive from the male penis.

This word can be used as a noun or verb.

Shane splooged all over her face.

I hope his splooge isn't on my pillow.

by K Dizzle August 18, 2004

Splooey Mayo

Seaman that you think is mayonnaise until you eat a couple of your fries.

"My kebab has splooey mayo on it."

by Shaun R. Palmer January 30, 2008

sploogebob

The act of jacking off to any episode of spongebob

"Damn son I just had the best sploogebob ever"
"What the fuck is wrong with you"

by xX_Pussy69Destroyer420_Xx November 28, 2016

splooged

v. to ejaculate

dude i just splooged in her hair!

by JkNHai October 9, 2008

Splooge Cannon

A penis.

DAMN! He just unloaded his SPLOOGE CANNON right into her face!

by SonicNiGHT July 5, 2009