Splifferd

For pot smoker's who have names that end with erd, and have amazing spliff rolling skills.

Hey Willferd, "no its Splifferd idiot"

by Jiggyc July 25, 2008

Sploffed

Extraordinarily intoxicated, usually used to describe a good marijuana buzz but could be used to describe any non-alcohol related altered state.

Dude, that stuff you had last night was potent. I was totally sploffed for hours.

I am so sploffed right now, I can't even move.

by Frizz Connery February 26, 2008

Splifferette

A hand-rolled cigarette containing mostly tobacco with a pinch of marijuana.

Yo man, you wanna smoke a spliff?

All I got is crumbs man, lets just roll a splifferette.

by VC-MUNX June 6, 2011

splifference

To split the difference; too lazy to say all three of those words.

Ex. 1
Alan: "How's this one compared to the last one?"
Brian: "Can we splifference between the two?"

Ex. 2
Alan: "Do you want me to hook you up with someone like Tiffany, or someone like Jasmine?"
Brian: "Tiffany's legs are like nom nom nom nom nom, but Jasmine's chest is like BAM! Can you splifference it?"

by ezeitgeist March 12, 2014

sploofer

Another term used to describe a vape or nicotine device.

Atticus: Brando pass the sploofer

Brando: gotchu brotha

by Cockgoblin64 November 17, 2021