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shitrocket

when fucking a hot chick and endeavoring not to reach orgasm too soon, a solution involving placing one's finger in one's two-hole, then placing the same finger in one's mouth. has prolonging effect, apparently.
so this dude who's name i can't reveal (lawyer/client relationship y'know) was fucking madonna and was trying not to come so he gave himself a shitrocket. IT WORKS!
by never mind February 2, 2005
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saltrock

Someone who is salty. All the time for no apparent reason and at anytime.
Austin is such a saltrock to the point of being a try hard .
Ashton is such a salt rock.Will not even pick up the controller because is incoherent saltiness.
by SaltRock Inforum April 7, 2021
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slutrocket

The most raging whore you will ever meet in your entire life. Enough said
Macy is such a slutrocket, she just fucked the entire football team.
by Joey Peralra October 14, 2021
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Shitrock

Gênero brasileiro de música dos anos 2000/2010/2020 que se caracteriza por distorção, batidas não comuns ao rock tradicional e letras de tom normalmente absurdo, nonsense ou sexualmente exagerado/depravado

Exemplos de bandas são UDR 666, Perfura Tímpanos, MC Androidão, JCosta, Ovelha Pedro, Creepyjr e Pikachota666

Outro estilo de música que surgiu em paralelo foram o Escrotocore, Memerock e Shittrap (sua forma mais famosa dessa expressão) com grandes nomes como Luckhaos
Músicas shitrock são uma merda fodasekkkkk
by MC Androidão December 19, 2022
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ShitRock

A dingleberry that got stuck to the pubes on your nutsack
'Look at that dude over there walking funny, actin like he got a shitrock'
by 420bigoof May 2, 2024
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Splitback

A person or person's who can not be trusted to tell the truth after being caught lying about something stupid or irrelevant. A liar of the worst sort.

For som background I used to hear this phrase a lot in middle school. And even after I moved to a new town. Which makes me think that it is not local but I've never heard anyone say it since. I tried Google it but all that comes up a pictures of couches.
Me: a can't believe he would lie about something that's stupid, what is even the benefits you know? It just doesn't make any sense.

Friend: What a splitback
by Ddr99 May 7, 2024
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Spitjockey

Somebody who fiends and craves sucking cum out of a partners ass or pussy, spitting it into their mouths, back into their mouth, and rubbing it all over themselves, before shoving the spit cum mouth smoothie up their own ass or pussy!
“Oh fuck bro I was with Stephanie last night and she turned me into a spitjockey. She made me suck the cum out of her pussy, spit it into her mouth, and then she spit it into my asshole! Never thought I’d like butt stuff, but it was fucking sensational!”
by Zippelcherio December 31, 2024
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