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turd splinter

noun: the poop that collects under the finger nail, when the finger perforates the toilet paper during the act of wiping

adj: a descriptive word used to describe someone who's idiocy takes you by surprise and disgusts you
Ralph was disgusted by the ginormous turd splinter he got this morning.

Tiffany is such a turd splinter! She threw up in my car last night when I took her home from the party.
by Bathsheba11 January 12, 2009
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sphincter grease

sphincter grease /ˈsfɪŋktər - grees (n.):

1. The resulting oily residue as having been rendered from an abnormally abundant and unkempt conglomeration of "swass" (aka. ass sweat).

-This advanced state of natural anal lubricant can typically be found on most hippies, destination vacation attendees, and hobos, and is commonly noted as the 2nd natural state of anal condensation, the first being "swass" and the 3rd being "ass butter." Sublimation is possible in extreme cases, however highly unlikely as sphincter grease plays an integral role in springboarding swass into a semi petrolic, pre-gelatinous state necessary for the achievement of ass butter.
I wouldn't be sliding all over this god damned linoleum car seat if it weren't for all this fucking sphincter grease
by Def Batface April 9, 2009
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Radar Sphincter

The almost magic-like phenomenon when someone who needs to take a really bad poop gets within 20 feet of a toilet and immediately they have an almost uncontrollable urge to crap.
Dude I was flexing like Mr. Universe on that road trip and when I got into McDonalds my radar sphincter went off and my turds were coming out like people in a burning building.
by T Macalicious November 27, 2010
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Sphinctergeddon

What happens to youre ass the morning after a night of poor dietary choices.
"Don't go in there."
"Why?"
"It's occupied."
"By who?"
"The four horsemen of the Sphinctergeddon."
by Turbobear October 21, 2006
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Slinkers

a well known deviant, from the UK, who makes funny flashes about anime and harry potter, and various other things...
(found on deviantart)
Have you seen that rubber ducky slinkers flash?

Oh yeah! That was genius!
by thecatofdeath487 November 7, 2009
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Splinter Cell Style

Doing something with stealth, which is usually dangerous, or difficult, and completed in a stylish manner. Derived from the popular videogame Splintercell, which is stealth based.
When I snuck out of school, I did it Splintercell style. I would tell you specifically, but it would compromise the mission and you would become a risk.
by NOT JACK TOMPSON LOL September 2, 2005
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Sphincter Slut

Someone who likes getting pounded in the butt.
She was on her period, so she just asked me to do her in the butt; that fucking sphincter slut.
by Sven, Miles, Scott, Paul July 10, 2006
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