Splidge

A short burst of controllable intense excitement. Consistent with a thick and juicy slug (usually sperm) sneaking slowly out of the end of the penis.

This is not to be confused with Splurge which is much more rapid and uncontrollable.

Ahhh-ooohhhhh... mmmhhhh I just did a cheeky little splidge... in my pants.... pretty moist down there now.
At least it wasn't a splurge that could of been dangerous!

M: Hey Sugar, what do you think about me having a little splidge tonight?
W: Mmh I fancy a bit of splidging, havn't enjoyed that cheeky slug in a while.

by Brazzers January 27, 2014

splidge

The puss that penetrates through the shaft onto the balls after extreme exhaustion.

The amount of splidge that chick had on her face made me ralph!

by Matt Dillon April 15, 2006

spidgeon

a spidgeon is a backwards middle finger aimed at yourself rather than others

honky did something stupid so he spidgeon himself out of sarcasm

by legionaire4443 March 25, 2019

Scridgeon

To move frantically, while only a small bit at a time. What happens when initially asked a question and you have to give some thought to the answer because of what may be required. Can be personally, indecision/indecisiveness, pigeon related.
Usually said after "smidgeon"

Aimee: "Do you want to go and get some boba?"
Andrea: "A scridgeon smidgeon!"
Aimee: "It would be really good!"
Andrea: "Hmm, yeah! BOBA CITY AFTER BENSON AVE.!!!"

by Andibot January 18, 2009

Splidge

A different word for 'small'.

A not so common world some welsh people use for a small amount.
Example ' Add a splidge more powder to your shake' ' That balloon needs a splidge more air'

Just a Splidge more protein powder?

by ceriumcreates January 16, 2021

Squidgeon

The combination of "Squid" and "Pidgeon"

Ben is a Squidgeon

by Ben_the_squidgeon February 6, 2026

Splingbonging

Splingbonging is when a man covers his face in his own feces. Then hides in the dark to scare another person. Once the person is scared the man kisses there open scared mouth and spits his feces into them.

Did you hear how Charlie
splingbonged his mom yesterday.?
She's still spitting out turds. He’s been on a splingbonging role.

by Sigmakingdean January 5, 2025