The way of preparing a diluted drink in a strip club for the strippers only, patrons keep buying their strippers drinks, if they weren't diluted, the girls would be too inebriated to work. The patrons get their drinks mixed per usual. The strippers get mixed drinks with extra ice, where the mixer is poured first, such as coca-cola, then the bartender 'splashes' the liquor on top, so that if the patron sniffs the drink or takes a sip to make sure he isn't getting ripped off (for overpaying for drinks anyway), the liquor will taste quite strong.
Friend to Stripper: How do you drink like 20 drinks a nite and not get drunk?
Stripper: Oh the bartender dilutes our drinks, hmmm, I probably only drink the equivalent of 4 drinks the whole nite thanks to splashing. And mine are mixed with diet cola, have to watch the calories too haha.
Stripper: Oh the bartender dilutes our drinks, hmmm, I probably only drink the equivalent of 4 drinks the whole nite thanks to splashing. And mine are mixed with diet cola, have to watch the calories too haha.
by sarasplayroom.com July 25, 2009
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After one has been pwned, he/she has some splainin' to do.
Can also be used to describe anyone who looks absolutely ridiculous or obviously has no idea what they're doing.
After one has been pwned, he/she has some splainin' to do.
Can also be used to describe anyone who looks absolutely ridiculous or obviously has no idea what they're doing.
Dude, i just beat you 8-2 at Fifa '95. You've got some serious splainin' to do.
-I can't tell if that's a man or a woman, but it sure does have a sweet mullet.
-I'd say they've got a lot of splainin' to do.
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-I'd say they've got a lot of splainin' to do.
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Juelz and Jim Jones came to the club wearing gucci, poppin bottles and throwing cash in the air. They were swag splashing on dudes.
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Get the swag splashing mug.Getting head while taking a shit. The falling turds splash toilet water all over the girl's face. Like a regular blumpkin, only much wetter.
She needed to dry herself off with a towel after giving me a splashing blumpkin. (Your Mom, that is.)
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Get the man splanting mug.Kinda like mansplaining or womansplaining but just splaining in general. When someone explains something to you assuming that you have no knowledge of the subject.
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The catchphrase dates back to the 50's "I Love Lucy" show.
The catchphrase dates back to the 50's "I Love Lucy" show.
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