Splatfest

A splatfest is where you pick a side and do turf wars to decide which one is better!

Person 1:Hey! What side are you on in the splatfest? I'm on Cake
Person 2: Nice! I'm on side ice cream!

by Evilsquid_ April 14, 2022

splabtastic

something that is so amazing
also
it sounds nice and feels nice to say
its theraputic

hey did you see the new barbers down the road, they give splabtastic haircuts

by lightning compass September 27, 2022

spatastic

the act of receiving an orgasm at a spa

i was touched all over today. It was a spatastic time

by braw123 January 26, 2008

SPLATOOSH

A combination of 'splat' and 'splosh' and other things that um err ya.

SPLATOOSH! Went Jeffery.

by Ihatekpop August 1, 2018

splateatspudding

Handsome guy, also pretty funny

Someone: Hey look there's splateatspudding

Someone else: wow he sure is handsome!

by Breadist July 5, 2021

splatashaslover

splatashaslover is amazing and unique and the most kindest person I've ever been mutuals with<333

splatashaslover is amazing and unique and so kind

by scxrletstrange April 2, 2022

Splootastic Meltdown

When someone writes paragraphs of content thinking they are writing a book putting a weird performance as if they were in a TV drama making them seem as cringe as possible while at the same time trying to be taken seriously.

Josh T Wildcard: It's just astounding how much you and anyone who knows what you do do not deserve an apology of any kind. The fact that I did anyway... I can't even believe I did that. What was I even apologizing for? Arguing with honest to God trolls in a freaking discord server, when what - I should have blocked them instead? I felt like I had to apologize... for THAT?

And then the fact that it caused some of the worst vehemence I've seen from people, just WOW. Absolutely disgusting. Despicable, Deplorable, on and on. There aren't even words for people like that. And a whole group of them. Unreal. What a toxic waste dump.

Guy: What in the autism did I just read up there?

Guy 2: Oh him? Yeah he tends to do that, write up paragraphs like if he's writing a book while putting on a cringe performance thinking he's in a drama or whatever. He's having his usual Splootastic Meltdown.

by inexcelsisf April 12, 2025