splat

when a guy ejaculates onto someone or something...
by cowboy June 07, 2004
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splat

when one falls and lands alone- usually on pavement or concrete.
"Did you hear about the office worker who commited suicide friday? Yeh,,he just it the ground like splat!"
by JesterMonkey June 01, 2004
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The Splats

Diiiiiiaarrrheeeeaaaa.
Oh no...I've got...the splats.
by 13 March 26, 2003
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splat

an asterisk. Used by UK computer people. Because it looks like something squashy, like mashed potato, that has hit a wall in a comic (like the Beano) accompanied by the word SPLAT!
IT help desk. 'Hit the splat key'
by Ken Holway October 02, 2007
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Splats

The act of moving to the ground with the legs fully apart while keeping the torso erect, when done by a fat woman. Basically, the splits done by a fat chick.
When that fat ass stripper did the splats in front of Bob, he started laughing uncontrollably.
by jcoctoston January 22, 2011
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the splat

slang term for a woman either coming onto, or currently being on her period.
Chris: Man, I was all up for fucking kirsty last night, but then she goes and tells me she's on the splat


Jake: dude, i'm eating.
by drivingat30_sue January 12, 2009
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splat

An exclamatory term used to describe the sound a penis could possibly make if penetrating a big, fat, moist, and delicious booty hole.
by corn master October 03, 2002
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