Sladger

A large land-dwelling omnivorous mammal, the technical and biological term for the offspring of a sloth and a badger. Only several specimen have been raised in captivity, with reports of their behaviour being downright violent even to their offspring. Their collective term is a 'cavalcade of sladgers'.

"You know the world has a messed up ecosystem when there are only an estimated one hundred sladgers left in the wild."

by Nidis December 22, 2009

Spludge

Spludge is the residual drippy leavings of jizz and poop left upon ones penis after a very sensual, yet vigorous, pounding of someone’s anus.

Bronson: Yo bro, my girl finally let me put it in her butt last night! It was great until I pulled my dick out. It had shit and jizz on it!
Nasty Nigel: That’s called Spludge my friend. Warm. Sticky. Spludge...

by WompaStompa February 18, 2021

splange

The slightly over eger weed smoker who hogs the joints, gets way too high and and doesn't put in.

"I can't fucking believe this Matt you prick, next time you come round you'd better bring some weed, you fucking splange."

by Gazbenandbevan February 25, 2007

Spadger

An old english common name for house-sparrow or field-sparrow. Often a nickname for a petty thief.

As a term of endearment used by parents as a nickname based on physical atrributes or eating habits.

There's a right cheeky spadger that keeps peeping at me from the gutter through my bedroom window.

by spadge January 25, 2013

splodgelets

Individual puddles of semen

Jack ejaculated on Mary and left five splodgelets on her back.

Jack handed Mary the tissue box and said, "here, clean those splodgelets off yourself bitch."

by #elite July 29, 2017

spadge

someone in authority who thinks they can get away with anything

mix of police badge and comes from saying that a police badge is a 'do whatever you want and get away with it badge'

D:Mr Stokes sent me out of class today

F:He's a spadge him

by Brian Carvalho July 24, 2023

Spadge

Spadge is a term coined in the Scottish kilt hire industry for dried semen on a returned hire kilt. It is derived from a contraction of the words "spunk badge".

"They asked me to clean the spadge off that Hunting Smith with a wire brush, so I told them where they could stick their job" - Sonia, an ex-employee of a kilt-hire company.

by Tumshie April 30, 2010