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Salty Spittoon

When you’re eating your chick out with a massive dip in your mouth. Then spitting the lip juice up her cunt.
Jack: “I just bought this log of Copenhagen
Tyler: “nice what are you going to do with it?”
Jack: “give your mom a salty spittoon”
Tyler: “now that’s just nasty”
by Ricky nards November 9, 2017
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Alabama Spittoon

The Alabama Spittoon is a sex act performed with your sister, or mother. You cum into her mouth, and she then spits it into her baby.
“Hey sis, wanna do the Alabama Spittoon?”
“Sure bro but I’ve gotta practice the angle first.”
by BloodyVibrator February 22, 2020
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the salty spittoon

A salty spittoon is when your girl has cum in her mouth and spits it into another girl's asshole
Dude bro last night I gave my girl and her best friend the salty spittoon
by handlebar poopstache June 10, 2016
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southwestern spittoon

When a person chewing tobacco eats out a woman and discreetly pushes the dip out of his mouth and inside her giving her a heavy buzz
Man did you hear what frank did to Marybelle. He southwestern spittooned her right into the hospital.
by Buster Miller July 7, 2014
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Penis Spittoon

A negative term referring to the mouth of an unsavory skankbeast.
Yo penis spittoon needs to stop soundin' off. Thats's yo mouf piece. Ding.
by The Unforgiven Spatula July 9, 2011
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Poon Spittoon

My flow is so heavy today my poon spittoon has overflowed twice
by SpeckOstardust August 20, 2021
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douche spittoon

A derogatory term implying someone is far "douchier" than the "douchiness" associated with a simple douche bag. A Douche Spittoon contains not just the contents of a rancid, purulent twat, but additionally the spent chew, phlegm, and sputum from a cowboy with horrendous oral hygiene. Alternatively a douche spittoon could contain contents of a pretentious victorian twat.
1. "Howdy, there partner, we have a warrant for the arrest of that douche spitoon, there yonder."
2. That guy gives douche bags a bad name; he is a real douche spittoon!
3. Phoebe was out of luck; as she forgot her bag, she was forced to hover over a spittoon to cleanse her rancid victorian twat!
by Finnster13 January 24, 2018
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