Shit-spigot

1. Someone who constant runs their mouth spewing out utterly boring nonsense or mis-information;

2. Someone that keeps running on about the same topic that no one is interested in, even though they've been told to shut up many times;

3. Same as above except they have no idea what they're talking about - they keep spewing factually incorrect garbage or a theory that's been completely debunked.
Bro, did you hear Ernie last night. He's nothing but a streaming shit-spigot?
by CA-35 August 30, 2009
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Mud Spigot

Shit faucet. As in anus. Only works for diahrrea or other forms of liquid excrement.
After all that Taco Bell, I'm kicking the full on mud spigot.
by Hooligan Mikey January 19, 2009
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bigot spigot

The racist mouth-hole of a person, such as a Republican.
"I punched that Nazi right in he bigot spigot!"
by Barkleygeist February 14, 2018
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Bigot Spigot in Chief

The most dangerous mouthpiece of the increasingly white supremacist “religious” right, because 45 purports to represent America.
The Bigot Spigot in Chief is a full-on Klansman who brings us closer and closer to civil war each day he remains in office.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 05, 2019
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Gravy spigot

Penis, with "gravy" being the term for semen.
by BJ Franklin October 15, 2010
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Gravy Spigot

Gravy with tadpoles instead of gravy with hamburger. Extra points if you're a gravy guzzler. Stroke the spigot to get it.
Eat the celery or pineapple for a smoothie instead. Either way you get breakfast in bed.
Casey looked forward to guzzling gravy out of his spigot every morning. A gravy spigot is the breakfast champions!
by Thelmaandlouis January 31, 2021
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