an elderly female that has not had dick in a long time and she gets spider web in her vagina.
Larry: Man this lady opened her legs in front of me and she said to fuck her, and I looked down and seen spider webs and I changed my mind. I changed my mind. I said I can't hit that old spider web pussy.
The iPhone app that makes your phone appear, in all senses, to have a giant network of cracks and dents all over the screen. Usually occurs after multiple drops or one unfortunate fall down the stairs.