A sphinctard is the all too common combination of Asshole and Retard. A typical sphinctard will fuck things up, lose or misplace his things, make a lot of mistakes and then actively, even agressively, blame others for all of it. A sphinctard will NEVER accept blame for anything, no matter how obvious it is to others that the sphinctards problems are of his own making. Sphinctards always have a feeling of entitlement, usually the product of rich parents that totally spoiled them when they were growing up. Sphinctards are ALWAYS cheap. Sphinctards usually have few friends, but sometimes have suprisingly good looking looking girlfriends. The girlfriends ALWAYS have a very low self-esteem because they are the only people that will put up with a sphinctard for very long. Sphinctard's girlfiends usually split the tab or pick up the whole thing.
1. That Sphinctard borrowed, then crashed his sisters car, then blamed her for not having better quality tires on it.
2. The Sphinctard forgot where he left his toolbelt, then blamed the first guy he saw for stealing it.
3. The Sphinctard told his girlfirend that she had to pay the restaurant check because his steak was a bit overcooked and he shouldn't have to pay for a meal he didn't enjoy.
2. The Sphinctard forgot where he left his toolbelt, then blamed the first guy he saw for stealing it.
3. The Sphinctard told his girlfirend that she had to pay the restaurant check because his steak was a bit overcooked and he shouldn't have to pay for a meal he didn't enjoy.
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A specialty scope with a long, bendable handle especially designed for the self-examination of one’s rectal aperture.
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Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! feat. Hatsune Miku and a part of the group Nightcord at 25:00. She kisses all her group members of Nightcord and is one of the best characters in the game. Also Shinonome Akito’s older sister. read pale color, ena solos
Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! feat. Hatsune Miku and a part of the group Nightcord at 25:00. She kisses all her group members of Nightcord and is one of the best characters in the game. Also Shinonome Akito’s older sister. read pale color, ena solos
Person A: Who’s your favorite character in project sekai?
Person B: Shinonome Ena
Person A: SO TRUE!!!!
Person B: Shinonome Ena
Person A: SO TRUE!!!!
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The shinobi law of numbers says that all except one ninja will be cannon fodder, and the last one remaining will utterly wtfpwn everything else around him.
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Get the The shinobi law of numbers mug.In the popular anime “Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure”, a running gag across the parts is for a character (such as Noriaki “MILFhunter” Kakyoin or Okuyasu “ZA HANDO” Nijimura) to call a mother hot, such as Kakyoin calling Jotaro Kujo’s mom “the kind of person he would want to fall in love with” or Joseph Joestar calling his own mom hot (although he didn’t know it was his mother at the time), but in part 4 it seems that Hayato Kawajiri’s mom gets none of these comments. That is an absolute tragedy. She is easily the hottest mom in the entirety of JJBA, and Kakyoin (were he alive to meet her) would definitely agree, as he and I are basically the same person. She would be absolutely unable to deflect my emerald splash as it landed all over her face and dribbled down her chin. She’d rerorero all over my Emperor as it shot another bullet into her mouth, and I would moan in ecstacy as she did Dirty Deeds for Dirt Cheap. Shinobu Kawajiri is the only true waifu in the Jojoverse, and that’s a fact, Jack.
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