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sprinting

To run like a member of the Fours, until you throw up, preferably...
Lloydy partook in some sprinting until he threw up... He was a marvellous partaker of the sprinting, was that Lloydy!... See him run!
by Benny Boy C April 29, 2008
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sphinstinct

The natural instinct to determine when it's ok to let go a fart, and when you need to hold because it's #2.
Bob has terrible sphinstinct, he keeps having these accidents in his pants.
by The Notorious RGB May 20, 2018
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Splinching

Splinching (a combination of the words “spread” and “clinch”) is a flatulating technique. This occurs when one (or more) butt cheeks are spread apart, yet the sphincter is clinched, producing an impressive auditory phenomenon.
Ezekiel: “That was an impressive cheeser, my good man! What’s your secret?”
Jedediah: “Splinching is the key to a distinguished cheek squeak, Big E.”
by grandmasterpapasmurf January 21, 2023
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sphinctickler

A finger or man made device shaped like a penis that is used to tickle then penetrate a persons asshole.
My girl used a sphinctickler on me last night and I practically went through the ceiling.
by JoeyBomm July 21, 2020
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Sphinctified

The act of or having back end trots, diarrhea or being able to s*!* through a screen door.
Man, that Mexican food made me sphinctified!
by Stinky Cheese24 November 18, 2011
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Sprinting

A form of running involving going very short distances in very small amounts of time. Sprinters are people who are athletic, but lack the balls to run farther then 400 meters at a time.
"The inside lanes are reserved for sprinting or doing something productive"
by shortwiz247 March 19, 2009
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spinkting

the act of looking at another's ass. it's easy to be caught spinkting, and it's hard not to spinkt while walking up and down the stairs with someone in front of you. It's prefectly all right to spinkt.
Phil-' i'm so sorry.'
Jannet-' what?'
Phil-' i'm was spinkting.'
Jannet-'what the fuck is spinkting, you crazy nut sucker?'
Phil-' you have a sweet ass.'
by Stephen Cummings October 4, 2006
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