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Sphericle

"My name is sphericle geometry dash, and i think that acu is an insane demon"
by skiptracingclub September 17, 2023
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spermsicles

A frozen treat made with human sperm.
Geoffrey loves those spermsicles.
by flaghenshnauber August 1, 2006
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spesticles

last night i made some cool spesticles that looked like elvis.
by God May 13, 2005
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spermchest

A large wooden chest completely filled with a lifetimes worth of one mans semen. A long and lengthy process that takes dedication, however the spermchestarian reeps the benefits when viewing all of his man juice in one single contained chest. It is healthier to keep ones sperm chest in a frozen environment like your fridge freezer, may need to be consulted with the owner of the fridge freezer as it can be a surprising situation seeing a seeping chest of sperm in place of your favourite frozen oven chips.

Can often be mistaken for the act when a man ejaculates so vicously into his woman that the sperm infact tears through the womb area and enters the lungs, thus creating a living sperm chest.
Come mary, view my spermchest.

There is no action a man will take when his spermchest is stolen.

That joshua's a fishy bastard, he likes to make love to his sperm chest and not in a collective way.

i could manweld an entire army with the amount of sperm held in my sperm chest.

Early pubesant benedict has been adding to his sperm chest from the tender age of 8.

You are a spermchest - a phrase only promoted to the highest of high.
by Joseph Patrick Mortell December 9, 2008
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Spermicidal Rape

Whilst in the mid of sexual intercourse between a man and a woman or after, if a man throws the woman down on the bed and randomly pulls out a huge spermicide tablet and sticks it up her vagina without forewarning her of such tablet going up her vagina, then this is considered Spermicidal Rape.
Captain, come quick, there's been a spermicidal rape!
by zeitgeist12 June 14, 2011
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Spermicidal

Spermicidal:
derived from the Greek word (σπέρμα) sperma (meaning "seed") and the Latin based: caedere to (meaning "cut", "kill").
Refers to the act of killing the male reproductive cells
known as sperm,

"cum"
"jizz"
"man gravy"
"Baby Batter"
"cock custard"
"man milk"
"Hot Sauce"
and even
"potential children"
Ejaculation is a form of Spermicidal, along with "taking a ball shot"
to use in context:
"I'm feeling spermicidal, i think ill go into the back room and blow a load"
or
"I'm going to make you cum"
by William Butler September 9, 2011
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spermcicle

Sperm that is frozen with the intent to impregnate a future babymama, wife, ho, bitch, slut, or any other member of the female persuasion.
Judy and Brad found a donor! They're going to bust his spermcicles out of the bank this weekend and try to squeeze out a pup by New Years.
by Miss Sperm A-lot December 15, 2007
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