Puerto Rican Speedboat

A double-wide trailer with an indoor toilet.

"Hey Essay, did you see Juan's new place?"
"Yeah, that vato got himself a Puerto Rican Speedboat!"

by Steve Mullhollan January 1, 2010

supermodels and speedboats

The phrase "supermodels and speedboats" as a whole refers to the lifestyle of some financially well off bachelors who devote themselves to surrounding themselves with very attractive young women and to a leisurely sporting life; straight forward excitement.

Walter White: Anything suspicious?
Hank Schrader: Still no, Walt.
Walter: Well, then should we go?
Hank: Got some place to be? Because, it's like, the third time you asked me that.
Walter: No, I'm just curious what the next move is.
Hank: Our next three moves is sitting here and waiting. This here's the job, buddy. Ain't all supermodels and speedboats, you know.

by bloosky May 9, 2017

speedgoat

Noun: The poor, hapless driver who has been pulled over by traffic cops for speeding on a highway or country road. The 'speedgoat', through their sacrifice, allows all other drivers to speed past with impunity and without paying the ultimate price.

While passing, with a sigh of relief, we thank the highway gods that we are not the 'speedgoat'. But inevitably, that day and that siren comes for us all.

From the pig latin: scapegoat

Mark roared with glee as he zoomed down the highway, "Did you catch the look on that speedgoat's face?"

"Better watch it, sunshine," replied white-knuckled Jane from the passenger seat. "The way you're driving, your time will come!"

by Hipsterion February 28, 2013

Speedofile

A middle aged man who hangs around swimming pools in skin tight trunks who offers to help children in and out of the pool.

Mummy, mummy, who's that strange looking man in the tight trunks ? He's a speedofile darling...stay away from him

by Smed69 February 18, 2005

speedsofter

One of the 2 "divisions" of airsoft in which the player most likely wears a dye mask. Their clothing is diverse, but you may see many wear black. Almost all speedsofters play hard and play fast. Many get angry at this group of people because of youtube videos that display them doing "cringe actions" such as magdumping, gorilla, and other such "cringe" actions. This should not be displayed as all of speedsoft and is very much a misconception that impacts a large group of people.

The average speedsofter will play hard and fast, which may result in people getting angry at him despite him enjoying the game with his own play style.

by aheago_soft August 4, 2021

speedsolver

A person that solves Rubik's Cubes as fast as they can.

Feliks Zemdegs is a professional speedsolver.

by T-Rex Cubing May 19, 2018

SpeedBoat

Probably the coolest of the boats. Very fast and often used for racing. Also the nickname for Elizabeth SpeedBoat. Elizabeth SpeedBoat from Aspen Colorado/Los Angeles California is an artist, and the most expert of expert enterprenuers.

You want to wakeboard behind my speedboat? Hey SpeedBoat, you wanna hit this bong?

by errizarif April 20, 2009