Paedos in Speedos

Name given to French holiday makers in the Ardeche region of Southern France. Recognisable by their tight fitting pants and one leg on a rock stance

'Jesus Mildrid, sale the kids out to that rock. There's a pride of Paedos in Speedos over there'.

by Franc Le Poeff December 9, 2008

speedposting

To write messages on a forum with the speed of a Court clerk using a new reply everytime, Short intervals between posts and ridiculous Amounts(300 posts a day).
Use of the view newpost function is required.

An Example of Speedposting, look at the short intervals in time.
This can go on for hours, So its easy to get 300 a day!

1300 vannelle...G`day.
1300 lynn...Hello
1301 vannelle...well, im fine
1301 daveWL...OIOIOI
1302 vannelle you.
1302 shaggy...Im drunk!
1303 vannelle...ok.
1303 jobz...Bought me a new Vehicle :yes:!
1304 vannelle...What kind?.
1304 l337perv...A Beemer!
1305 vannelle...sure.
1305 denzil...NEIN!
1306 vannelle...Its sunny, 34 degrees celcius.
1306 seniorwhoppy...Bastard!
1307 SpikeBurton...Who has Kids?
1307 Daom...Me, Me, Me
Etc,etc.

by van nelle January 10, 2009

Speediate

A Professional Call of Duty player, and twitch streamer. Currently plays for Indy Oni in the EWS (Esports World Series) and fries every player he encounters. Also, a little bit dumb.

"Hey man, you ever play Speediate in ranked play?"
"Yeah man, he deleted me before I could even react...I'm pretty sure he's god"

by ScumperJumperrr April 5, 2023

Reverse speedos

This is wash day plus two. Running out of briefs (smalls) necessitates urban swimming in your speedos and as we all know they are basically a 'reserve' pair of briefs for this occasion. Reverse speedos are 'stretching the envelope' of the concept into another day!!

The Dude is such a lazy slob, rather than nailing his laundry last night he's doing reverse speedos today!

by 192DUG December 19, 2011

speedos

REaly tight pants made out of spandex/rubber which the 'professional' swimmers wear. YOung boys especially. Some, like honeypot wear them so high that if he had any pubes they'd be coming out. Some, like someone who does not wish to be named wears them so low you're scared they'll fall off.

'jesus, check mikes speedos.. they look like they're about to fall of...OH JESUS!!WEENER!!'

by Colette April 11, 2004

Speedster

A type of DC super hero that uses the speed force to move much faster than human limits.

Me: I am a speedster
Unnamed person: Really, Your name is Ezra Miller
Me: No, it’s Grant Gustin

by Derpy Hero April 18, 2019

speedysterl

Cracked at fortnite

My freind here speedysterl, he already taken, and he's cracked at fortnite

by Moist libster March 9, 2021