Hip Speeding

To get caught by the police having sex in a vehicle.

Dude! Jerry got caught hip speeding in the park.

by Snuffy Smith March 23, 2007

sedering

sedering (verb): to pretend to be progressive while acting as a attack dog for DNC

- named after Youtube host Sam Seder

there he goes, Seder is sedering again, he just found another reason why solution for every problem is to vote for more democrats

did you watched his show today? Sam was sedering the whole time, apparently it's never a good time to pressure democrats do fight for things they campaigned on, it's just not the right time... we should do it some other time ...

by nathaniel7 December 22, 2020

Spidering

Similar to doggy style positiong but involving anal penetration. The guy gets right ontop of the girl with his legs on the inside of hers. Limb order from front: girls arms, guys arms, guys legs, girls legs. This produces the 8-legged effect.

At the point of ejaculation the guy pulls out and cums all over the bed in a wide spray pattern creating a 'web'. The couple then collapse onto it and sleep in the 'web'

Spidering

Ezz: I can't believe we slept in your cum last night
Chris: Thats what happens when you've been spidering, the web was cosy wasn't it!

by Chrisanezz October 30, 2010

spidering

When a guy cums in his hand, and shoves it up the woman's vagina. This is what spiders do when they mate.

Dude: I came before I could get it in, so all she got was a spidering.

by Trevor Aniston March 4, 2008

speeding

To take the drug 'speed'

"Hey i got £20, what you wanna do?"
"lets go speeding"

by Zeitgeist September 9, 2008

Speeding Balls

When you are overly anxious to do work and/or party due to the use of mass quantities of amphetamines.

"I just took an adderall and I am speeding balls right now"

"Dude all those line have got me speeding balls"

by Addy McGee May 19, 2010

Speeding in a School Zone

A term for masturbating/ejaculating. The term comes from the fact that the average speed of ejaculation is 29 MPH, while a school zone has a speed limit of only 20 MPH. Thus, your ejaculate would get ticketed for speeding in a school zone.

Frank: "Dude, I was just speeding in a school zone before I got here."

Tom: "Did any cops catch you???"

Frank: "Not that kind of speeding, you dolt!"

by Coops34 December 4, 2010