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Painting the Speedbump

During fornication with an unusually large labia, the male partner pulls out and ejaculates onto the engorged lips.
Tom Arnold frequently enjoys painting the speedbump.
by Traffic Police March 25, 2010
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San Francisco Speedbump

When you hit a bump in the road while driving and go flying through the air. Meanwhile, your passenger unknowingly slips a dildo under your ass, spearing you as you land back on your seat.
I hit a giant pothole on the highway, and before I knew it, the gay hitchhiker I picked up had given me the San Francisco Speedbump.
by Blumper Decker Dactyl September 15, 2011
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Speedbump

When your barber sees a hot chick drive by and cuts a zooming line in your hairline

Can also refer to if your hairline is so bad it looks like if your barber hit a speed bump when cutting your hair
Hey his barber really likes speedbumps.
by THEFATHEROFYOU April 13, 2017
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speedbump

A combination of any type of amphetamine and cocaine. Usually snorted, but could also be gummed.
Joe: Man we got so shitfaced last night. How did you go to work today?

Gary: I hit a few speedbumps on the way.
by hotblonc August 2, 2025
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speedbump tiktok

a content creator who mostly post their art like cartoon providing funny goofs and laughs. although he hasn’t shown his face we can all tell he has long puffy hair which is based on one of his characters. he also hosts a realm on minecraft bedrock which he plays on its mostly taken by a furry and a child.
“have you seen speedbump tiktok’s new tiktok???”
by anon103322 March 19, 2021
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Speedbump

Woah! Look at that girls speedbump, its huge!
by littleblondespeedbump December 23, 2022
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Speedbump position

A type of sex position designed to target the g-spot, which is like a simple version of doggy-style where the person would lay on their stomach with a pillow or bolster underneath their hips, which acts like a 'speed bump' and the person who are penetrating them would enter from behind while kneeling and use the person's hips or the surface underneath for support.
The person on top can kneel either in-between the person on the bottom's legs, which will push them further apart allowing deeper penetration (deep enough to hit the g-spot), or straddle them for a less intense angle.
person 1: "I had sex with my S/O last night and we did the speedbump position, it felt amazing."
person 2: "lucky, wish i could try that position with my S/O"
by Shx4d0w July 19, 2022
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