When you are balls deep in her doing your squizz bent over the tub while holding her head under water and all you can hear is "glub blub glub bub".
Boy, last night I was at a party and I tried to go to the bathroom and I accidentally cucked my body in the middle of a Columbian Speedboat!!!
by greyskull55731 September 5, 2025
Get the Columbian Speedboat mug.
A rectal speedboat is where your partner is in the bath, you run in hover your anus just in the water and let out a ripper fart, the sound that follows sounds like a backfiring speedboat engine
Oh my partner ruined my bath last night and gave me the rectal speedboat
I’ve been victim to a rectal speedboat
I’ve been victim to a rectal speedboat
by Siege of Society December 13, 2018
Get the Rectal Speedboat mug.