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Master-Speccing

Receiving oral sex whilst tanking a dungeon in World of Warcraft.
Bro, I just got done Master-Speccing in ICC, it was fucking sweet."
by Pooopyshitballsack March 22, 2011
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speeding

To take the drug 'speed'
"Hey i got £20, what you wanna do?"
"lets go speeding"
by Zeitgeist September 9, 2008
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Speeding Balls

When you are overly anxious to do work and/or party due to the use of mass quantities of amphetamines.
"I just took an adderall and I am speeding balls right now"

"Dude all those line have got me speeding balls"
by Addy McGee May 19, 2010
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Speeding in a School Zone

A term for masturbating/ejaculating. The term comes from the fact that the average speed of ejaculation is 29 MPH, while a school zone has a speed limit of only 20 MPH. Thus, your ejaculate would get ticketed for speeding in a school zone.
Frank: "Dude, I was just speeding in a school zone before I got here."

Tom: "Did any cops catch you???"

Frank: "Not that kind of speeding, you dolt!"
by Coops34 December 4, 2010
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speeding-Jesus

A car passing you while you are speeding. This car will most likely get stopped by the police instead of you. Thus, they sacrifice themselves for your speeding sins.
Thank you speeding-Jesus; I can keep driving fast now, as long as you are in front of me. Speeding-Jesus take wheel.
by heathcat June 15, 2019
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Speeling

Speeding for spelling. When you type too fast, not caring about grammatical errors, punctuation, or spelling. When you’re called out for speeling, this is known as a Speeling Ticket.
(Via text): hey John, didnyou cacth the mvoie?
Looks like you were speeling, Jerry.
by ArcadiaXLO October 7, 2019
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speeding ticket

Essentially a legal extortion tactic that relies on outdated speed limits and places that live on state revenue. Better to hire a traffic attorney and deal with the bullshit now than later.
Person 1: "How the hell did Tom get a speeding ticket?"

Person 2: "Wrong place at the wrong time. Welcome to America."
by senthurmanz June 14, 2021
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