chillin at the hookah bar, blazing some rose cognac, ripped off your ass after doing several beer bongs you turn to your friend and say..."dude...im fucking speared!!"
by Kelly, Blake, Mike, Brandon September 23, 2005
Get the Spearedmug. when two people run from either side of a room, jump in the air and try to insert a genital into the other person while still in mid-air.
by yinzer412 November 6, 2009
Get the spearingmug. by Dybeck November 27, 2004
Get the spearmug. To fail at life, generally suck, or just be a hoe.
Britney Spears: Shave head. Rehab. Lose custody of kids to none other than Kevin Federline. Suck at VMA's. Attempt Suicide. Rehab. Repeat.
Jamie Spears: Be a lot better off then her sister. Then, completely ruin a Nickelodeon series by getting pregnant with a guy that was almost old enough for it to be considered rape.
So, in general, if someone accuses you of being Spears, you FAIL.
Britney Spears: Shave head. Rehab. Lose custody of kids to none other than Kevin Federline. Suck at VMA's. Attempt Suicide. Rehab. Repeat.
Jamie Spears: Be a lot better off then her sister. Then, completely ruin a Nickelodeon series by getting pregnant with a guy that was almost old enough for it to be considered rape.
So, in general, if someone accuses you of being Spears, you FAIL.
Guy: you suck, you're such a Spears.
Other Guy: I just died a little bit on the inside, thats the worst insult ever.
Other Guy: I just died a little bit on the inside, thats the worst insult ever.
by MilesDavis January 9, 2009
Get the Spearsmug. by Mike, Kelly, Blake, Brandon September 22, 2005
Get the spearedmug. by Bigalb3 October 18, 2007
Get the spearedmug.