spear

The penis.

Kathy says I got a big spear.

by Deep Blue 2012 September 8, 2009

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Speared

drunk, high, blazed, blitzed, krunk, fucked up in any way

chillin at the hookah bar, blazing some rose cognac, ripped off your ass after doing several beer bongs you turn to your friend and say..."dude...im fucking speared!!"

by Kelly, Blake, Mike, Brandon September 23, 2005

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spearing

when two people run from either side of a room, jump in the air and try to insert a genital into the other person while still in mid-air.

"i almost broke my dick off last night spearing the gymnastics instructor"

by yinzer412 November 6, 2009

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(Of a woman) to have anal sex with a man using a strap-on phallus.

"It is quite uncomfortable to be speared" or "Britney spears"

by Dybeck November 27, 2004

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To fail at life, generally suck, or just be a hoe.

Britney Spears: Shave head. Rehab. Lose custody of kids to none other than Kevin Federline. Suck at VMA's. Attempt Suicide. Rehab. Repeat.

Jamie Spears: Be a lot better off then her sister. Then, completely ruin a Nickelodeon series by getting pregnant with a guy that was almost old enough for it to be considered rape.

So, in general, if someone accuses you of being Spears, you FAIL.

Guy: you suck, you're such a Spears.
Other Guy: I just died a little bit on the inside, thats the worst insult ever.

by MilesDavis January 9, 2009

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