A deviant sex act in which one shaves the head of his/her partner, then takes a shit on the partner's head. "Spalding" refers to the ball manufacturer of the same name, hence the bald head.
Also known as a hot fudge sundae.
Also known as a hot fudge sundae.
Tom: So did you give her an Alabama hot pocket?
Shaun: Nah, we wanted to try something new, so I gave her a brown spalding.
Shaun: Nah, we wanted to try something new, so I gave her a brown spalding.
by Smeg-tastic Cack Cheese July 30, 2009
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Get the Spalten mug.To Spala: The act of intentionally clicking a spoiler that you know you should not be clicking.
Originating from Discord user LucidDreamingEnigma#2309 (Spala) who just can't not click any spoiler she sees.
Originating from Discord user LucidDreamingEnigma#2309 (Spala) who just can't not click any spoiler she sees.
Shit, I accidentally spala'd that... That kinda ruins the twist of the series :/
I've been spalaing too much lately... I should really get into the habit of not clicking every spoiler I see :/
I've been spalaing too much lately... I should really get into the habit of not clicking every spoiler I see :/
by Exeos September 30, 2020
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Guy: Can't my mother is such a Spalistoway so she said no
Guy: Yeah, your mom is a total Spalistoway
Guy: Can't my mother is such a Spalistoway so she said no
Guy: Yeah, your mom is a total Spalistoway
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to scold with an extreme force. to punish with extreme power.
a mild spalding is equil to a severe whipping.
a royal spalding is the most severe of spaldings and has never actually occured.
to scold with an extreme force. to punish with extreme power.
a mild spalding is equil to a severe whipping.
a royal spalding is the most severe of spaldings and has never actually occured.
by William Welder August 2, 2007
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Record store clerk: How bout that Slaxl poster over there.
Hipster: That's just a picture of Axl though?
Record store clerk: Hmm, you're right. Needs more Slash.
Record store clerk: How bout that Slaxl poster over there.
Hipster: That's just a picture of Axl though?
Record store clerk: Hmm, you're right. Needs more Slash.
by GunsNFNRoses September 23, 2010
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Peter:" what did u get in your maths test on"
Bob: "I got 2 out of 50"
Peter: "your such a spazlet bob"
Bob: "I got 2 out of 50"
Peter: "your such a spazlet bob"
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