v. and n.
When using the tool, Stumbleupon on a slow work day and you have 'Stumbled' so many times that:
1. You are actually sick of the internet;
2. All the pages are beginning to look familiar;
3. You're clicking next out of habit and aren't even looking at the computer screen any more.
When using the tool, Stumbleupon on a slow work day and you have 'Stumbled' so many times that:
1. You are actually sick of the internet;
2. All the pages are beginning to look familiar;
3. You're clicking next out of habit and aren't even looking at the computer screen any more.
Roopy: Lola, you look tired and depressed.
Lola: I had a slow day at work today, so I used Stumbleupon for 6 hours straight and I might murder something if I see another Cyanide and Happiness comic strip.
Roopy: Ouch, looks like you've hit Stumbleupon Saturation Point (SSP). Go read a book for a few days, you'll feel better.
Lola: I had a slow day at work today, so I used Stumbleupon for 6 hours straight and I might murder something if I see another Cyanide and Happiness comic strip.
Roopy: Ouch, looks like you've hit Stumbleupon Saturation Point (SSP). Go read a book for a few days, you'll feel better.
by BahumBugg April 23, 2011
Get the Stumbleupon Saturation Point (SSP) mug.Before reaching the point of 'swag' some bitch niggers experience premature swagulation. Meaning they have not yet acheived any swag.. These people believe they have attained some level of swag in their lives.. but they are delusional... and clearly lack any and all forms of swag.
Noun: Premature Swagulator
Synonyms:
Swagless Nigger
Clown
Noun: Premature Swagulator
Synonyms:
Swagless Nigger
Clown
Example 1:
(Man walks by in 1998 K-Swiss sneakers, tall white socks, and a matching purple Hanes sweat outfit.. complements of Walmart.. Go Ravens, and a dollar store bought gold chain)
Man: "Ayyyee babygirl, you look beautiful today.. anyone ever tell you you a blessing?"
Girl turns to friend and says: "I know that man did not just hit on me. Woahder.. Premature Swagulation. Ew"
Example 2:
"Get your 31 year old, 2 baby mama having, 84' honda civic driving, plastic rim spinning, gold chain rusting, front teeth missing ass away from me.. you premature swagulator!"
(Man walks by in 1998 K-Swiss sneakers, tall white socks, and a matching purple Hanes sweat outfit.. complements of Walmart.. Go Ravens, and a dollar store bought gold chain)
Man: "Ayyyee babygirl, you look beautiful today.. anyone ever tell you you a blessing?"
Girl turns to friend and says: "I know that man did not just hit on me. Woahder.. Premature Swagulation. Ew"
Example 2:
"Get your 31 year old, 2 baby mama having, 84' honda civic driving, plastic rim spinning, gold chain rusting, front teeth missing ass away from me.. you premature swagulator!"
by Lolo and Lay October 7, 2011
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Jimmy justifies his prick-risky lifestyle to Ben:
Ben- "You really should start checking these chick's IDs Jimmy, you're gunna be in some serious trouble with the law if you aren't careful man."
Jimmy- "I've said it before and I'll say it again. If a fish with an itchin' takes trips to my kitchen, my spatula packs for that clit's jurisdiction."
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Ben- "You really should start checking these chick's IDs Jimmy, you're gunna be in some serious trouble with the law if you aren't careful man."
Jimmy- "I've said it before and I'll say it again. If a fish with an itchin' takes trips to my kitchen, my spatula packs for that clit's jurisdiction."
Ben- "Why do you always rhyme about committing spatulatory rape? I bought that shit to cook with you quirky jerkin pig diddlin' pudge tugger!"
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