Spamton

Spamton G. Spamton

The hidden boss Deltarune chapter 2 and one of the newest tumblr sexymen. I want to kiss him on the lips. I want to tell him that he will be a BIG SHOT one day. He is my little meow meow.

Person 1: Hey dude did you see the new hidden boss in deltarune chapter 2? He's such an interesting and silly character!
Me: I am deeply attracted to Spamton

Person 1: what the fuck

by Perfectly sane man September 30, 2021

Spamton Speak

Speaking like the character Spamton G. Spamton from Deltarune might. It is accomplished by replacing certain words or phrases with other words or phrases that are usually related to television or radio, or words related to old technology in general.

" I was feeling gooooood but then Tiffany and her goonies came over and Hyperlink Blocked my ENTRY POINT LOCATED and it was not fun"
"Bro what?"
"Are you getting these readings?! man? I'm trying to be crystal clear with new Haberide glass cleaner but I guess you can't understand me or something huh? Or are you just completely avoid the IRS my problems? I don't even know why I communications are stable you anymore"
"Bruh you built like a TV dawg, how's you blaming me for your janky ass being all klinky klanky in here"
" It's just Spamton speak bro chill out"
"YOU CHILL MOFO"

by Aim For North June 9, 2022

Spamton

Spamton G. Spamton, is an antagonist and trusty vendor in Chapter 2 of Deltarune. He has the best deals in Hyperlink Blocked as long as you have the KROMER required.

HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!! EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE Number 1 Rated Salesman1997. SPAMT- SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!

by Banjoei September 29, 2021

Spamton

The reason there is happiness in the world. If you have a Spamton in your life like me, be grateful for God has gifted you with a lifelong, humorous friend

Bro, the new Spamton plush just dropped. I can be happy again

by anonymous June 27, 2022

Soggy Spatoon

The act of wrapping your nut sack in wet paper towels to prevent nut to leg stickage, then after a long day unraveling the paper towels and sticking it in someone's face for them to smell the nut sweat.

After a long day of work I took off the paper towels and stuck them in my girlfriends face. She received my soggy spatoon, it was killer.

by Stintbbz14 March 27, 2016

Statton

another word for: AWSOME!

thats just.. STATTON!

by samuel_doddy March 5, 2008

Spamton

1) A absurdly large amount of something
2) Roughly the equivalent of 2.4 craptons

Now that the two of you have hit level 80, we're going to run through a spamton of heroic instances.

by RocketfishGuild April 7, 2009