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spatistics

1. n. the spamming or disease of spamming of statistics, or the seemingly excessive knowledge of random facts/conversation tidbits

2. v. a criminal sex act of sneaking a piece of raw spam in a woman's belly button (if overweight), ear, or vagina while she is sleeping

3. n. an internet transmitted disease, usually caused by watching too many shitty documentaries
DudeBro 1: Dude, Jim's got a bad case of the spatistics.

DudeBro 2: Bro, I know right, Shelly was pissed.

DudeBro 1: Dude, wtf, Bro?
by psuedolicious December 18, 2013
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Shapist

A person who discriminates against people based on their size.
Robbie is a shapist.
by Hammer Schwanz July 3, 2017
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Shapist

Someone or something that that excludes or judges certain things based on their shape. To approve of shapism
"Maths is shapist, why does it have to a number square? Why can't it be a number circle or a number triangle? And what about square numbers!? Or square roots!? It disgusts me as an anti-shapist
by Finn O'Brien December 4, 2017
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Spacist

Spacist: Being prejudiced toward the spaces between words
Example. I saw Tom type a whole essay as one word. I think he’s a closet spacist
by Quabraham Lincoln December 15, 2019
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Soapistuff

The awesome funny person, survives on soap and caffeine. Absolutely loves drawing. Kinda cringe but everyone loves them. Is literally a walking joke book because everything they do is considered funny.

“Hey you heard of Soapistuff?” “Yea! they're the famous funny lizard!”
“Yo you heard of the funny lizard?”
“Hell yea! Soapistuff right? I love their art!”
“Heck yeaaa bro what a talented person i love them :D”
by soapi_stuff on instagram November 21, 2021
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Soapistuff

The awesome funny person, survives on soap and caffeine. Absolutely loves drawing. Kinda cringe but everyone loves them. Is literally a walking joke book because everything they do is considered funny.

“Hey you heard of Soapistuff?” “Yea! they're the famous funny lizard!”
“Yo you heard of the funny lizard?”
“Hell yea! Soapistuff right? I love their art!”
“Heck yeaaa bro what a talented person i love them :D”
by soapi_stuff on instagram November 21, 2021
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Spacist

An individual who harbors prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism against people based on their planetary origin, such as being from Earth, Mars, or another celestial body, often believing their own planetary group is superior.
She was called out for her spacist remarks about Martians
by Glitch Neo June 14, 2024
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