Spanksgiving

The holiday celebrated by men when when their wives or girlfriends are not home and they have the house to themselves.

Mike's wife will be at her sister's all day. Since nobody will be home, he's going to put on some porn and celebrate Spanksgiving!

by JohnK2374 January 6, 2008

spanks

An alternative way of saying thank you.

"spanks for the ride!"

by chispa May 2, 2006

Sponge Knob Bare Spanks

The act of ejaculating into an everyday washing up sponge, place aside and wait for the acquired time to harden. The female then strips the male of their lower attire and proceeds to spank them with the now hardened mallet.

'Do anything good last night?'
'Met that bird for a drink...insisted on watching a bit of Sponge Knob Bare Spanks'
'Ah man, what a slag!'

by Little luxuries April 18, 2015

spankster

spanish gangster

yo look at tat spankster in tat riceburner

by jimmy miller May 8, 2003

Spanus

The space between your asshole and ball sack. It is a combination of the words space and anus; Thus representing the two most important words from the aforementioned sentence.

Dude last night that whore Roxanne was giving me a rim-job while simultaneously tickling my spanus.

by jimmyb's March 11, 2010

SpankPuss

A word best known as a person that fucks a girl in the ass while the males balls spank the pussy. Also known as TrollWithSpank.

"Dude I know Spankpuss!" "Spankpuss is a Troll!" "Let's go SpankPuss"

by TrollArchOffice April 30, 2013

Spankasm

Achieving orgasm through spanking.

Misty's sex life went to a new frontier after her first spankasm

by Jackie Dangerous February 11, 2010