Spankloshing

Noun: the combination of two sexual/sensual practices spanking and sploshing. First, thorough spanking is administered to the spankee. Then, when the booty is red, hot, and stingy, the spankee immediately sits on a cold cake (pavlova is preferred). This is followed by more general sploshing by all participants.

Spankloshing was developed as an extension of the base practices of spanking and sploshing.

by Neophyte kink March 3, 2019

Spankmonk

Spankmonk meaning Fat

1) Christian Warner is "Spankmonk"

2) Damn that ass "Spankmonk"

by SlatSlime June 23, 2019

Weird Al Spankovich

Euphemistic. Same as 'Shake Hands with Tommy Tank' or 'Making Love to Madame Palm and Her Five Lovely Daughters' or even 'I'm Going to do a Barclays'

SON: Don't come in Mum, I'm trying to meet Weird Al Spankovich.

MUM: Are you fucking wanking in that bathroom again?

SON: Maybe. (Ughhhhhgggh.)

MUM: Well hurry the fuck up, I need to shit as well and your Dad's downstairs fucking your sister in the other toilet.

SON: What?

MUM: What?

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish February 17, 2009

Spankhour

The hour during the day when your parents are gone and you have time to rub one out.

"I was on YouTube last night while my parents were gone. Total spankhour."

by NateDogg73 June 23, 2017

Spanoochi

Placing spaghetti on a females vagina and eating her out as viciously as possible.

The spanoochi I had last night was fresh and full of flavor.

by Su pu ta M September 25, 2017

Spankroom

Basically an alternative word for the word bathroom

Meet me in the spankroom, that's what she said!

by Jack Spank9049 June 25, 2022

Spankology

fucking anal in the ass while being spanked

i studied spankology at college and now im living in a house cause of my job

by Spank dad January 11, 2017