Spankadelic

someone who is so attractive makes you feel the urge to wack-off.

That girl is so spankadelic.

Rich's mom is spankadelic.

by bobnino March 11, 2004

spankadelic

(adjective)
the quality of the object of a spank fantasy that is so hot, and so titillating, that the spank session attains the level of altered consciousness.

She is so spankadelic that I felt like I had two dicks that I was simultaneously beating off. When I came, my head felt like it imploded in ecstatic bliss.

by quipu72 February 5, 2009

total shankage

the art of being shanked totally and without pleasure

when the guy wouldn't take back my oregano i cried because my printer was out of worms. it was then when i realized i had experienced...total shankage.

by warm summer nights with monashka April 19, 2003

shankage

refering to the uglieness of a chick.

Dang that girl is shank. She has so much shankage she could shank the shankiest shanker.

by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie April 6, 2003

Sparkage

The feeling one experiences before a kiss is imminent.

This feeling of Sparkage comes upon especially with a first kiss and the awkward advances that follow it.

by Ma-Rak February 21, 2009

spanageled

To renege on a deal

I thought we had a deal but I was spanageled

by lolligagged April 3, 2015

Skankage

A fantasy football term invented by fantasyguru.com's John Hansen to describe lack of talent on the waiver wire.

There was such skankage on the waiver wire, my only viable option was Anthony Firkser.

by Sheep Disturber November 19, 2018