Spandex

The one thing every middle school thot snaps hot boys in to try and get there attention (I NEVER LIKE PEOPLE WHO WEAR THEM TAKE NOTE)

Look at that thot who Is whereing spandex to school

by AUDREY CONROY @audrey_conroy3 December 3, 2019

spandex

tight stuff makes some hard but others tight

when ginger wear spandex alec gets horny

by yoru fav pp November 10, 2021

Spandex Serious

A bicyclist who is extremely enthusiastic about the sport, purchasing all of the necessary clothing and gear, which includes spandex shorts and bike jerseys.

Those guys in the Tour De France are totally spandex serious.

by kidmelony August 16, 2012

Spandex Inquisition

(n.) Street bicycle enthusiasts. They are usually very argumentative about their road rights despite not having road tax, registration or license. Other common traits include street sign blindness and apparent enjoyment of a narrow bicycle seat deeply inserted in their rectum. It's commonly believed that their over-tightened helmet and Dayglo body armor lend to their superhuman courage. Exhibiting herd mentality, they usually ride six abreast in packs of 36 or more. They are highly offended by bicycle paths, sidewalks and easements.

Driver: Holy $%#*, I almost squashed that guy like a bug when he shot through the stop sign!!

Passenger: Nobody expects the Spandex Inquisition! Buhm-buhm-buh!

by Pungo Driver September 3, 2011

Spandex Warrior

An ignorant cyclist who weaves in and out of traffic. Usually wearing spandex and "sport" attire, they disreguard the traffic flow, can't even go 10 mph yet disrupt a whole line of cars and act like they own the road.

Thanks to a couple of Spandex Warriors I was late for work. I hate them.

by Jim October 1, 2005

Spandex Brigade

Overly serious cyclists. These people can be seen on racers, sometimes in packs. So called because of their penchant for wearing spandex shorts and tops while cycling around. The Spandex Brigade are known for their flagrant disregard for traffic lights, signalling, one way systems and a plethora of other traffic laws they feel they are above.

I was trying to cross at a set of traffic lights in the city and nearly got run over by the Spandex Brigade as they ran through a series of red lights.

by JoeDredd May 25, 2015

Spandex Wizard

A word used to describe your mate being a fucking bell end.

Penny you cunting spandex wizard.

by L TROY October 26, 2006