dj sparko

sexy boy sick dj and he will show u up

dj sparko cooler than u

by we know u like boys February 20, 2018

spakol

a fusion of the terms spa and jakol (see definition), which refers to the so-called "special services" that one could avail of in certain establishments that have it. the service that the spa renders differ in each establishment.

Maganda pala dun sa *insert name of spa here*, pwede kang magpa-spakol sa kanila. Mura lang.

by joemillan October 15, 2010

spanko

Short form of spankophile. One who likes to be spanked. This includes GG or Good Girl spankings and DD or Domestic Discipline spankings. This should not be confused with the BDSM scene which includes a embarrassment and humiliation and pain beyond simple spankings.

I am a spanko, I love to be spanked!

by quirkymichellie June 30, 2008

Spankoholic

A person who is addicted to spanking the monkey. Addiction to constant masturbation.

My friend Wilbur is a Spankoholic, he masturbates so much that his job is in jeopardy.

by jizmaster3000 November 11, 2010

spakow

the noise made when bullets fly off of a metal object.

spakow!! spakow!! spakow!!

by feet February 15, 2005

Weird Al Spankovich

Euphemistic. Same as 'Shake Hands with Tommy Tank' or 'Making Love to Madame Palm and Her Five Lovely Daughters' or even 'I'm Going to do a Barclays'

SON: Don't come in Mum, I'm trying to meet Weird Al Spankovich.

MUM: Are you fucking wanking in that bathroom again?

SON: Maybe. (Ughhhhhgggh.)

MUM: Well hurry the fuck up, I need to shit as well and your Dad's downstairs fucking your sister in the other toilet.

SON: What?

MUM: What?

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish February 17, 2009

knock sparko

To be knocked into a daydream state by a fist.

I knocked him sparko!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004