Spaff

A word often used by a girl to describe a boy whom she feels affection for.

'Hey Spaffy, Could you be nice and pick me up?'
'Yo, Spaff!'

by LukeSpaffy October 29, 2006

Spaff

spaffing. the action of overshooting when accelerating and never reaching the target.
descriptive term applied in particular to boid movements.

boid1 wants to get to boid2. with each step it takes towards boid2, the steps get larger, so it will eventually go past boid2, whereupon each step will get smaller until the steps become negative and boid1 reverses direction and moves towards boid2 again, it step it takes getting larger, and so forth. boid1 will continue spaffing around boid2 forever. incidentaly, the 'shape' of its movement is a sin wave.

by barn March 07, 2005

Spaff

Girls love juice, guys spunk, girls spaff....

Upon seeing a fit man/woman "I just spaffed in my pants"

"They are totally spaffing!"

by Nocturnal Eccentric December 30, 2009

Spaff

To jizz in ur eye by accident.

i spaffed last night.

by lolololololoololl November 24, 2016

spaff

another word for ejaculate

bradley, spaff on my tits! said lisa

by another word for ejaculate June 08, 2015

spaff

A term for masturbation made popular by E4 comedy 'The Inbetweeners.'

(Reading a self-penned valentine's card) "Jay, you massive stud, please spaff on my tits. From your valentine's bitch. PS. And on my face."

by Choadalay-dee-heeee January 09, 2013

spaff

a slang word used in alternative of seamen

Oh man, I totally just spaffed my pants!

by belsmith the belsniff June 09, 2015