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Spacedocking

Whereby a male or female human being deficates from his or her anus into the wide-open vagina of a female human being. Not to be confused with male on male or female on female poo-scissors, similar homosexual oriented sex acts, or any other non-human animal related "docking" act, which is just wrong.
"Dude, we were talking about spacedocking, and then she just opened her box and I spacedocked her with a monster turd."
by Cleveland McDuck March 26, 2009
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Spacedock

To shit in the vagina.
After some fun times, Luke spacedocked Marissa.
by Joe Hotdog October 24, 2006
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spacedocking

Frozen human stool (usually male), which is placed within a knotted condom. Each end is placed within the anus of two gay men, who then pleasure themselves.
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
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Spacecock

A cock so big, it reaches outerspace. People with extremely small penises may claim to have one...It is usually untrue.
Girl: I wanna get with that guy I heard he has a spacecock
by MichelleFuckingUrrutia August 18, 2011
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spiclock

A person who is half mexican and half polish and they have to be really fucking stupid!!!!!!!
Hah! Look at that kid he is a spiclock.
by John Slocum October 14, 2006
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spacedocking

When two men who aren't circumcised stand facing one another and the left guy peels back his own foreskin. The right man makes head-to-head contact with the left and wraps his foreskin around the left's penis. Then the left guy who peeled his own back puts his over the guys who is already covering his penis head, to form an airtight seal.
Two cosmonauts aboard the spacestation got ancy with their homosexual feelings, and decided to try spacedocking.
by Clomer November 6, 2008
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spacedocker

One who endeavors in the pursuit of defecating, in a sexual manner, into the confines of a prevalent sexual orifice (both the vaginal cavity as well as the rectum are accepted entrance locations).
The spacedocker pooped inside my dad's butt hole this morning.
by the rimlord December 8, 2010
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