suckcess

-a hugely satisfying accomplishment that merits a hugely satisfying blow job.

Roberto: Babe, I got promoted to head photocopier engineer today!

Esmeralda: Holy motherload! What a suckcess! Hmmm..I think you deserve a trip to heaven tonight. See you on the BJ Express!

by Jorgitooo February 18, 2010

Suckcess

Receiving praise for a mediocre job on some sort of assignment for school or work.

"You got a 95 on the art project?! You drew it with a hangover in crayon on notebook paper the morning before it was due!"

"Yeah man, it was a total suckcess."

by Spider-Man1224 March 23, 2009

slackness

1. One's level of sexual looseness or skill.

'im one to b' proud of 'is slackness. 'e 'as all dem women. Di ooman dem wanna stamina daddy, ya hear. One wit all day slackness is one 'at stepper

by Tim May 30, 2006

smackless

To do something in an utterly tasteless manner. Cheap tacky way of trying to look good but failing dismally.

Their interior decoration was smackless,

He looked smackless on the ski slopes.

by Nick Lubner January 2, 2015

Suckcess

1.) The result of having mastered the art of procrastination....aka Putting yourself through the depths of hell because you procrastinated and coming out VICTORIOUSLY!

2. George Patton says "Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom."...SUCKCESS is how high you were before you bounced back"

3.) Making an Urbandictionary post instead of studying for the test you have in 3 hours because you know you have what it takes to suckceed.

4.) Meeting the extended deadlines with a minute to spare and getting the minimum passing grade for a class...WHOOO!

My 4 days of sleep deprivation have resulted in a great suckcess.

Uppers can help you be suckcessful.

If you believe in yourself, you can suckceed

by USF_TinyDancer December 10, 2010

slackness

unwaranted perverse behavior

Sanjay's behavior at the bar was pure and utter slackness.

by childofleroy September 11, 2003

suckcess

1) A grey area somewhere between failure and success that people who suck strive for.

2) A feeling of satisfaction after the completion of a blowjob.

3) Someone who has become suckcessful by administering blowjobs in generous quantities.

4) Succeeding at failing, usually humourously.

"Overall, Tom's life had been a suckcess upto this point, but it was about to become not bad."

"Jenni was carving out a niche in the corporate world as a suckcessful office assistant to the CEO."

by Red Scourge October 31, 2009