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sorostitute

A girl in a sorority who has issues with keeping her legs shut.
Look at all these fine ladies, too bad half of them are sorostitute
by Number one playa April 13, 2003
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Sauron

The Dark Lord of Mordor. Forged the Ruling Ring... the Master Ring... the One Ring... TO RULE THEM ALL!!!
(play LOTR theme here)
by Tom January 15, 2004
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sorostitutes

slutty girls that belong to social sororities
"I'm not going to go out with any of those sorostitutes!"
by KB September 28, 2003
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Sorority

A group of girls who have come together because they look similar, and are now kind of friends.
Frat bro #1: "The aephi sorority just uploaded their spring break pictures, and I can't tell any of them apart."
Frat bro #2: "I know what you mean. I thought I was fucking Ashley the other day, but it turned out to be Jennifer."
Frat bro #1: "Same shit, they're both from Long Island."
by thekid9176 August 16, 2015
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Sorostitute

A girl who appears to be in college. Always wearing a school sweat shirt with leggins and boots. A girl who walks around drunk most of the time jumping on whatever walks. Always with her whorority sisters. They all look like they wanna be Kesha and have their school logo on their face with their house letters located above their ass.
Sorostitute See local mall.
by CassyBitch November 7, 2011
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Jason Soroka

When the size of a person's voice doesn't quite fit the size of their body.
"so i met this girl last night. she was real tiny and cute but her voice was deeper than mine! it was very jason soroka."
by Eric_stevens June 23, 2008
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Sorostitute

A walking biological hazard. A veritable incubator for an array of sexually-transmitted infections.
Marked by an apparently deteriorated central nervous system, resulting in impulsive behavior and significantly retarded decision-making abilities.
Sorostitutes can be easily identified by their characteristically orange hue and fledgling melanomas/basal cell carcinomas.
The facial features of sorostitutes are unclear; even after months of careful field research, I haven't encountered one which had a face that was not obscured by quintuple coatings of Whore Dust.
Sorostitutes are normally clad in spandex leggings to accentuate their well-toned upper legs and gluteal muscles; these are well-deserved. This muscle tone is the result of literally days spent with their legs wrapped around males wearing hair gel.
If you are foolish enough to come in contact with a sorostitute's genitalia, immediate cauterization of all affected limbs is the most sensible mode of discourse.
I saw that sorostitute walking out of your bedroom this morning. You should probably look into some penicillin. She should probably look into some Vagisil.
by Bartleby the Scrivenahhh February 25, 2009
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