soup sandwich

"Impossible"

Refers to something that is impossible or messed up beyond belief.

Used Extensively in the US Navy and US Army.

Johnson's fucked up like a soup sandwhich.

This whole fucking operation is a soup sandwhich.

by DGunner71 September 15, 2005

soup sandwich

Something or someone as screwed up as a mashed potato sandwich.

Pearlene was a good looking woman but had the personality and disposition of a soup sandwich...Bubba, in a rare moment of wisdom, decided on celibacy tonight.

by megnao flimpis August 19, 2003

solid as a soup sandwich

Describes a person who was once trustworthy, but is no longer so, or someone who is simply untrustworthy.

The person is un-solid, much like the soup sandwich.

That guy was suppose to pay me my 20$ today, but he didn't even answer his door. He's as solid as a soup sandwich.

by E.E.Evans-Pritchard January 26, 2011

Soup Sandwich

a term used to describe a feeling after a particularly heavy night of drinking or drug use. Coined from the title of a song penned by a band called Intox, out of Rochester New York. Also used to describe a persons life that is spinning out of control.

I drank so much last night, I cant get out of bed today, I feel like a soup sandwich.

I cant believe that I saw my ex turning tricks downtown. Her life must be a soup sandwich right about now.

by Capellupo December 9, 2007

soup sandwich

A sandwich that is to be eaten with a soup.

We had spagehtti O's and a soup sandwich.

by Jon October 27, 2003

soup n sandwich

the juices and crust on a used sluts underwear.

I was just about to fuck this slut, but i got a look at the soup n sandwich in her panties.

by Eddy Mac October 12, 2006

Soup Sandwich

A person that is "wholly" incompetent; doesn't know their foot from their ass.

That witness I had to call was a soup sandwich...definite not guilty on this one.

by AVS12345 November 15, 2023