soul patch

found on guys primarily in the 90s, instantly turns anyone into a douche when coupled with crappy tattoos and bandanas worn in white trash fashion

He has a soul patch today? I've lost all respect for him.

by bananaramatelephone May 1, 2014

Soul Patched

The act of sharting (See: Shart) on a woman’s chin while she is performing oral sex.

“Dude last night Kim was giving me a hummer and it relaxed me so much I sharted and Soul Patched her.”

by Narcess July 13, 2007

soul patch

shit on the chin; pubes of the face

Larry's soul patch makes me want to puke.

by Dearmont3109 February 24, 2009

soul patch

n. The beautiful garden of man-hair below my disgustingly wet lower lip.

Hey man, check out my luxurious soul patch.

by ShareefT February 6, 2007

Dracula's Soul Patch

Definition: 17th century sexual tactic that local Transylvanian women would practice when they wanted Dracula to swoop in unbeknownst and deliver a thick midnight piping. See: moon poon. Women would shave their nether-regions to the match the shape and size of Dracula's soul patch. So that when the soul patches unite, they mend together like Velcro, and Dracula sucks her living soul out of the vagina.

Definition 2: A sponge of juice. Containing DNA samples. Especially Winona Ryder's. Everyone's had a ride.

example: "Johnny Jr, what do you think has seen more pussy, Dracula's Soul Patch or Dr. Robotnik's crusty creepy old mustache?"

by DrDoodleDandie February 19, 2018

soul patch

the small stiched patch on your heart when your soul is sucked out
aka?: school

when in school the icy cold death breat of a teacher will suck the fun out of you. the only thing that can cure you is fun, but your soul will never be the same because it is sewn up with a soul patch.

by lilVvicous January 7, 2007

Columbian Soul Patch

When you smear fecal mater on you chin in an effort to pass it off as a beard.

Did you see Frankie's new beard? Ya, it's a Columbian soul patch.

by Jayare87 May 12, 2018