Sorostitute

I am a sorostitute. I'm better than you and I know it. You can find me on campus in the SUV my daddy bought for me, rocking my Chanel sunglasses, North Face jacket, Nike Shox or Rainbow sandals. I never leave my sorority house without my letters somewhere on me. I date a fratdaddy. I don't care that he cheats on me with other sorostitutes because I cheat on him too. I take him to date parties and sorority events just to end up flirting with one of his frat brothers. I don't have a major. I take the easiest core classes I can find and do minimal amounts of work. I know that my degree won't matter anyway because I'm going to end up a trophy wife. I love Greek life and hate GDIs. I laugh at them with my sisters when we go out to the bars. I go out to the bars and drink not only on weekends, but on Wednesdays and Thursdays too. I sing loudly with the songs at the bars and I don't care if people stare; I know its just because they're jealous. I spread rumors about other sororities on my campus. I call them sluts and cokeheads when in reality I know of several girls in my own house that do coke and sleep with tons of frat boys. Rush is the most important week of my life. I spend a week talking to girls who I would want wearing my letters. I ignore the girls rushing who are ugly and fat. After we choose the group of pledges I haze them physically and emotionally. I yell at them and make them cry, I take them to frat houses and make them do embarassing things. After that, I will call them my sisters. Looks are all that matters to me. I spent money that was supposed to be for books on tanning and manicures. I have had plastic surgery. I'm always well dressed. I pop my collar and all of my handbags- my Louis, my Kate Spade, my Prada- are real. If I look like this, frat boys will want me and other sororities will be jealous. I look better than you, I act better than you, I AM better than you. I'm a sorostitute.

I'm in a sorority but I hate sorostitutes.

by UAlready Kno May 5, 2006

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soresome

a marriage of the words 'sore' & 'awesome', suggesting that something was so good as to induce physical pain.

Man, we had amazing sex last night, it was so good that I'm in pain this morning - it was soresome.

Did you hear that guitar solo, soresome!

I did the Iron Man Triathlon last year, it was totally soresome.

by schuu February 26, 2009

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bud sores

The intense pain felt after a lengthy use of earbuds. Commonly associated with the stretching of the ear canal to make room for the earbuds. This pain may end abruptly or may last for several minutes.

Guy 1: Owwww!
Guy 2: What's wrong?
Guy 1: I just pulled my earbuds out. I've been listening to my Ipod for an hour or so.
Guy 2: Oh, you have bud sores?

by Bryceter July 23, 2007

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soosool

An adjective describing an individual (usually male) who has been overly protected by his parents and behaves in a wuss-like manner, acting somewhat girly, and overly snobish. A mama's boy.
The behavior displayed by such individual carries a negative social stigma. A soosool is usually a target for teasing and gossip.

1: What's up with him?
2: Ah, leave him alone. He is a soosool.

or

1: You looked like a soosool in the party last night!!

by asdollah mirza March 25, 2007

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sorochasized

1. an extreme drunkenness, which side effects cause slur of speech, blank staring, sexting, delayed reaction of conversation.

2. to creep staff at the same place you work, get them beligerently drunk, and snipe them.

1. I went out last night to OJ's and got sorochasized.

2. He/She got me drunk, and sorochsized me.

by FoamyTheKid October 24, 2011

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