somerset academy pembroke pines

A school in Pembroke Pines near Everglades, characterized by children who use terms such as snapped, love that and tea sis. Let’s not forget that everyone there is basically a reincarnation of James Charles, even the guys. To be honest, pretty good looking people go here, including all the athletic guys. Other than that, it’s not a bad school and doesn’t have too much drama, except for literally one girl in the entire school. Everyone at this school is also from a semi-wealthy family, and gives off really white vibes, except not everyone is white in pigment.

Person #1: “Yo dawg, this is so sick. You snapped on that Instagram post!”
Person #2: “Excuse me? Oh, you must be from Somerset Academy. I’m shook sis.”
Somerset Academy Pembroke Pines: A school where everyone acts gay, and everyone is also very attractive.

by Hahathatsnappedddd April 16, 2019

Somer

French for beautiful summer. Somer is usually the name of a girl who is very down to earth and a very caring person. Somer's are very unique and extremely gorgeous.

She should be a somer!

by mjosswald October 18, 2008

backseat sombrero

Substantiating the widespread belief that all Mexican men are bisexual when given enough tequila, the term refers to an otherwise heterosexual mariachi performer's unexpected enthusiasm for anal penetration by another man.

Jorge was the picture of machismo until his fifth shot of Cuervo-- then it was all backseat sombrero for the rest of the night.

by Sprinkles-n-Dribbles August 3, 2012

Ian Somerhalder

Only the most amazing actor ever, with the best blue eyes and dark hair you will ever see. Best known for his role on Lost (Boone) and currently The Vampire Diaries (Damon Salvatore) If you look at him you will die because he is that beautiful, im serious. He is glorious.

Ian Somerhalder

by kkyy January 9, 2013

Sovereign Pontiff

1. n. The Pope, Bishop of Rome, Patriarch of the West, temporal Sovereign/Monarch of the Papal States (pre-1870) & of Vatican City/Holy See (1929 - present), Vicar of Christ on Earth, Supreme Head of the Catholic Church. At his Coronation, he receives the Triple Tiara/Crown with the words : "Receive the Tiara adorned with three crowns, and know that Thou art the Father of Princes & Kings, Pontiff of the World, and Vicar of our Saviour Jesus Christ."

2. n. all-powerful badass wit loads of cash, bling n connections.

1. n. The Sovereign Pontiff was seated on the Leonine Throne as the Cardinal deacon placed the Triple Crown upon the Pope's head.

2. n. Dude, don't fuck wit Tony... that badass mofo got it all ...dope-ass mansion, tricked out MB, gold roly, bling n hoes comin out his fuckin ass! Mess wit him...he'll fuckin pope you bro...he's like da fuckin Sovereign Pontiff

by matt8869 January 16, 2008

Ian Somerhalder

male actor/model. He has amazing blue eyes and gorgeous dark brown hair. He's best known for playing the roles Damon in The Vampire Dairies and Boone in Lost. He is undeniably the hottest/kindest man alive. He is also the founder of the Ian Somerhalder Foundation and loves animals.

Ian Somerhalder is the hottest man alive.

by laurenn__ September 5, 2016

sombrero

Hat in spanish. Not just that huge Mexican hat.

Person: Look at that guy's sombrero, it's huge!
Other Person: It's called a hat, deal with it.

by ... August 3, 2004