Goober smack

A person who is typically an obvious doofus or a dipshit, but are somehow unaware of it. A person who thinks that they are well liked or cool, but are very far from it.

Be quiet everyone, here comes goober smack. Just ignore him and he will go away.

by Houston JC July 8, 2009

National smack your tallest friend day (October 31)

National smack your tallest friend day.
Pay back for calling you short.

National smack your tallest friend day (October 31)
*short friend*: you know what day it is.
*tall friend*: oh please no
*short friend* pay back

by Mayonnaise_boi October 29, 2019

ass smack microwave

To hit somone in the ass with the door of the microwave as they walk by. This is done by pushing the button that opens the microwave door timing it so they get a noticable tap on the ass.
Make sure to have some sort of heated food in there so as to protect yourself for any sort of trouble you may get into, apparently some people don't like getting a tap on the ass...

i didnt want to get fired for sexual misconduct so i pulled off an ass smack microwave on that hot secretary downstairs just to see that nice oooo face she makes.

by desktop peev June 13, 2006

Go Smack

To holla at a girl
or to try and get with a girl

AY SAHN THERE GO TIERRA YOU BETTER GO SMACK
BEFORE HER BOYFRIEND COME

by Yungboy RayRay August 19, 2008

Shmackin

When food is lit and good at the same time!!

Dog that chicken was shmackin my dude!

by Itslitfamily July 24, 2017

Smack Oscar

A special Academy Awards trophy given to the dumbest physical assault EVER witnessed on national/worldwide television!

"And this year's 'Smack Oscar' goes to (drum roll)........WILL SMACKUM"!!!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 9, 2022

Shmacking up

when someone engages in informal sexual activity, including hooking up and/or oral

Person A: Are you going to that girl's house tonight?
Person B: Yeah bro.
Person A: You gonna Netflix and Chill?
Person B: No bro, we gonna go straight to shmacking up.

by BHPH November 9, 2018